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Pessimist Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of pessimist jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
I'm not a pessimist.
I'm a depressed realist.
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#2
Always borrow money from a pessimist
They never expect it back
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#3
I'm an optimistic pessimist...
I see the glass as half empty, but there are free refills
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#4
Why are all computer scientists such pessimists?
They always worry about the worst case!
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#5
How many?
How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb? None - it's probably screwed it too tight anyhow!
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#6
The pessimist says the glass is half empty.
The optimist says the glass is half full. The reposter says the glass is half full
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#7
Engineers To the optimist, the glass is half full.
To the pessimist, the glass is half empty. To the engineer, some idiots used a glass that's twice as big than necessary.
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#8
I was born to be a pessimist..
My blood type is B Negative.
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#9
What is the difference between Russian Optimist Pessimist and Realist?
An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.
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#10
The Middle East reminds me of that old joke about the optimist and the pessimist The pessimist
says "everything's terrible, it can't get any worse." the optimist says "oh yes it can."
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#11
What's the difference between an optimist and a pessimist?
One sees a glass half full, the other doesn't care because the glass is going to fall and break anyways.
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#12
Optimists see a glass that's half full Pessimists see a glass that's half
empty Engineers see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be
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#13
I was born to be a pessimist.
My blood type is B Negative.
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#14
borrow money from a pessimist Always borrow money from a pessimist.
He won't expect it back.
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#15
I was born pessimist My Blood
Group is B negative
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#16
We are never going to defeat the Decepticons, they are too good.
I mean Bumblebee can't even talk! ~Pessimist Prime.
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#17
PESSIMIST: Dark tunnel.
OPTIMIST: Light at the end of the tunnel. REALIST: A train. TRAIN OPERATOR: 3 idiots standing on the tracks.
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#18
What do you call a semi truck with it's load half empty?
Pessimist Prime
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#19
I once wanted to start a pessimist club,
but I knew it would never work.
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#20
Optimism and Pessimism Optimist: The glass is half full.
Pessimist: The glad is half empty. Journalist: The glass is a victim of discrimination by White Christian Conservatives.
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