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Phil Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of phil jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
AVENGERS ASSEMBLE!
THOR: "here" IRON MAN: "here" HULK: "here" PHIL COLLINS - "here" ... ok Phil how do u keep getting into S.H.I.E.L.D man
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#2
We should replace Punxsutawney Phil with Ben Bernanke...
that motherfucker also never gets it right.
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#3
Phil Hughs At least he
died having a bat
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#4
If I was Phil Collins I'd rub my belly after every meal and say 'I'm
Full Collins', then insist everyone either laughed or left my house.
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#5
What do you call two gay Scotsmen?
Ben Dover and Phil Mcrakkin
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#6
I like listening to Phil Collins in the shower.
He gets creeped out when he sees me, though.
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#7
Dance till you feel hurt.
Sing till your lungs hurt. Act till you're William Hurt. - Phil Dunphy From Phil's Osophies (Modern Family). I have to get that book.
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#8
[Cat Businessmen] "Geez, Phil, you look exhausted.
Being a new father is tough, huh." *sighs* I only got 16 hours of sleep last night.
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#9
I spent 2 years in rehab for my Phil Collins addiction.
I did it against all odds. Just take a look at me now.
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#10
what you call a Chinese man with a camera?
Phil ming
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#11
My friend Phillip had his Lip removed...
so now we just call him Phil.
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#12
What's the song that coldplay wrote for you?
Yellow. *Phil answers phone*
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#13
Collection Litter
by Phil D Basket
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#14
A man named Phil realized he was gay one night....
It was very Phil-filling
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#15
What do you call a Chinese man with a
video camera?.............Phil Ming
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#16
A grasshopper goes into a bar...
and the bartender says, "Hey! We have a drink named after you." The grasshopper says, "You have a drink named Phil?"
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#17
What do you call a Canadian fish with no bones?
Phil, eh?
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#18
People used to say I would never get over my obsession with Phil Collins....
Well, take a look at me now!
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#19
What do you call a Chinese man with a
video camera (racism free) Phil Ming
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#20
I met Phil Spector's brother Crispin the other day.
He's head of quality control at Lays.
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