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#1
Philosophical porn Person 1: Hey, why don't you watch philosophical porn?
Person 2: Eh, it only appeals to a very Nietzsche fanbase.
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#2
Dolphins are the most philosophical of all marine mammals...
They send most of their lives searching for a porpoise
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#3
Did you hear about the philosophical gunman?
He blew people's minds.
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#4
I tried to copy a philosophical
pun but I kant
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#5
What do you call a philosophical priest?
A deep friar
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#6
Two cavemen in the Ice Age are in their cave.
One has a philosophical moment pop into his mind. He then says "what is *UP*?". The next caveman says "I don't know, just chilling what's up with you?".
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#7
"If you gaze long into a bisque, the bisque also gazes
into you." - Philosophical soup kitchen chef
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#8
My friend wrote a philosophical paper about his girlfriends vagina.
It was pretty deep
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#9
Did you hear the one about the philosophical dentist?
He wanted to transcend dentalism.
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#10
Have you heard of the American Philosophical Association?
I'm not sure if it exists or not and neither are they.
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#11
*dies & becomes a ghost* Wow!
The philosophical & theological repercussions of this are staggering! I've got to tell-- *is eaten by Pac-Man*
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#12
Have you heard of the, great, ancient Greek philosopher Mediocrates?
His primary philosophical viewpoint is "eeeeehhh"
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#13
I have a knack for philosophical puns...
I guess you could say I have really found my nietzsche.
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#14
What do philosophical dolphins say?
What's the porpoise?
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#15
My friend brought me to a club for philosophical digging.
It got pretty deep. ^*I* ^*tried*
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#16
When I was in college I had all these philosophical questions.
Now I just want to know how these kids got toothpaste under the toilet seat.
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