What Are Physicists Jokes?
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#1
What do you call a Kansas cover band composed of physicists?
Baryon my wayward son!
#2
Im offended by physicists being all about
black matter I think All Matter
#3
Why are quantum physicists bad lovers?
When they find the position, they can't find the momentum. When they find the momentum, they can't find the position.
#4
Why are quantum physicists the kinkiest of all scientists?
They have the ability to penetrate both holes at the same time. [explanation](http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double-slit_experiment)
#5
How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two, one to hold the bulb and one to rotate the universe.
#6
Why do physicists have such a hard time figuring out why their experiments fail Monday through Thursday?
Causal fridays.
#7
Why do Physicists make terrible parents?
They think their children are small enough to neglect! Adapted from a Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal, I forget which one.
#8
What fundamental force compels physicists to go to work on Mondays?
The week force.
#9
Why do physicists love going to
church It's the center of mass
#10
Why don't quantum physicists have sex?
When they find the position, they don't have the momentum. When they have the momentum, they can't find the position.
#11
[Nerd Joke] Yo momma's so fat she sees red lights as green...
...Doctors call this colour blindness, physicists call it gravitational blue-shift.
#12
(Physics) What's a physicists favourite graph?
A Van De Graaff.
#13
What do you call a group of well-endowed, homosexual physicists?
Large hardon colliders
#14
Why are quantum physicists so bad at sex?
Because when they find the position, they can't find the momentum, and when they have the momentum, they can't find the position.
#15
So one physicist asks another physicist So what's new?
The physicists responds, C over Lambda.
#16
Physics Joke I tried having a threeway with two physicists,
but they couldn't solve the three body problem
#17
what do you call 2 gay overweight physicists touching tips?
A large Hardon collider
#18
What did the physicists say when he accidentally broke his resistor?
my ghosh
#19
Why are quantum physicists so poor at sex?
Because when they find the position, they can't find the momentum, and when they have the momentum, they can't find the position!
#20
Have you heard the latest joke about physicists?
It collapsed into a black hole.
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