What Are Piercing Jokes?
Piercing Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of piercing jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
It's easier to compliment a woman when you're traveling with a toddler.
"Son, say hi to the beautiful lady with the piercing green eyes."
#2
How much do pirates pay for piercings?
A buccaneer!
#3
So a pirate wants to get his ears pierced...
He goes to the mall where he finds an ear piercing kiosk and asks the girl how much it would cost. The girl turns and says, "Oh hi! It's a buccaneer!"
#4
Anal piercings are just a pain
in the ass I'm so sorry
#5
Monster energy drink bumper stickers--because you
can't give your truck an eyebrow piercing.
#6
Me: and i love that thing u do with ur tongue piercing..
Wife: OMG [storms off] Me: WRITING OUR OWN VOWS WAS YOUR IDEA LYDIA [Priest faints]
#7
Rock stars & earrings Rock stars are known for having multiple earrings or crazy piercings,
but no one has topped Kurt Cobain, who went so far as to put a 12 gauge in his mouth.
#8
This guy on the subway has piercings on both sides of his neck.
Mary Shelley would be so proud of her modern influence.
#9
I was told getting a tongue piercing would help me with oral sex...
I still can't reach it...
#10
What do you get when two lawyers have sex ?
A Binding contract that you can't pull out of ... Edit And their are no loop holes other than your client having piercings.
#11
How much does a pirate pay for an ear piercing?
A buck an ear
#12
What do you call having anal sex with a dick piercing?
NSFW Prince Albert in a can
#13
Saw a guy with three lip-ring piercings on the subway today.
Took everything in my power not to attach a shower curtain.
#14
Willow Smith is 11 years old and has a tongue piercing, half of her hair shaved off, and is claiming to be bisexual?
Sounds like somebody needs to move in with their auntie and uncle in Bel-Air.
#15
Job hunting tip: Leave the facial piercings at home.
Hard to get hired when you look like you fell down a flight of stairs with a tackle box
#16
I know Mexican culture is big on traditions: baptism at birth, ear piercing as a baby, but what's the one they do when they turn 15?
Have a baby.
#17
Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in december?
The specific ocean.
#18
How much will a pirate charge you for a piercing?
Buckaneer
#19
I got a new piercing I flopped my cock out in front of a girl last night and said "do you like my
new piercing??" After a few seconds she replied " where's the piercing then?" I said "in my ear"
#20
Saw a girl with three lip-ring piercings on the subway this morning.
Took everything in my power not to attach a shower curtain.
Why People Enjoy Piercing Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and piercing jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love piercing jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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