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Pigs Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of pigs jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
My wife...
My wife just got kidnapped by a group of muslim cannibals. I'm not worried though, I heard muslims don't eat pigs.
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#2
Why did the spotted pigs run away?
They thought the traveling salesman told the farmer to put his name on the dotted swine.
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#3
What's a pigs favorite morning tv show ?
Morning Ham
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#4
Why do you duct tape guinea pigs?
So they don't burst when you fuck them
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#5
I feel sorry for the two policemen outside number 10
Seeming David Cameron has a thing for pigs now.
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#6
Which of these jokes do the pigs like best?
The corniest ones.
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#7
Why do pigs have flat snouts?
From running in to trees.
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#8
How many chauvinistic male pigs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, let the bitch cook in the dark.
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#9
People always say pigs can't fly like they've
never seen a police helicopter before.
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#10
My neighbours just submitted a petition that I stop setting traps
for stray pigs after I caught my 16th police man today.
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#11
"Men are pigs" - misandrist &/or
world's worst biologist
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#12
HEY PIGS STOP TRYING TO SWALLOW
ENTIRE APPLES YOU KEEP DYING
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#13
What kind of trucks do pigs drive?.....
A pig up truck
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#14
Which UK party will the sleeping pigs be voting for in May?
The Lay-Boar Party.
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#15
Pigs don't look very smart to me.
Sure they are. You ever see a sow try to make a silk purse out of a farmer's ear?
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#16
What would you call it if pigs were flying yesterday?
Swine flu
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#17
Why are pigs such early risers?
Did you ever try to shut off a rooster?
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#18
Why do pigs love Halloween?
There's lots of hogsgobblin.
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#19
With sufficient thrust,
pigs fly just fine.
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#20
Guinea pigs aren't real pets.
You buy them when your kids are begging for a dog, but you want to make them sad instead.
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