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Pipes Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of pipes jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Plumbing My German plumber accidentally hooked up the gas pipes to my shower....
I guess old habits die hard.
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#2
Did you hear about the guy who's making "Colostomy Bag Pipes" on Kick Starter?
They sound like shit.
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#3
Why do skateboarders make lousy plumbers?
Because they only use half pipes.
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#4
What did the cold pipe say to the to hot pipe?
Nothing,pipes can't talk. Thank you
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#5
Sticks and stones may break your bones.
Also good: lead pipes.
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#6
My neighbor came pounding on my front door at 2am last
night lucky for him, I was up practicing my bag pipes.
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#7
Do ya know the difference between Scots and Scotch?
Ay now. A Scot is a lad that can play the pipes. Scotch is what makes it so that he canna.
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#8
I like my women like I like my drain pipes.
Covered in a thin layer of PVC and attached to a wall.
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#9
[pitch meeting] Okay so it's a ton of dogs.
Dalmatians. 100 of 'em. I call it "100 Dalmatians." [idea man pipes in] Let's think bigger
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#10
Plumbers are a lot like hookers...
They'll unclog your pipes, but it's gonna cost ya.
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#11
Two cows are standing peacefully on a hill.
"Moo", pipes up the first cow. The second cow turns to her and says "BITCH, I WAS GONNA SAY THAT!"
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#12
In the future, bars will have airtight tubes people can go fart in.
The tubes will have pipes that connect to prisons.
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#13
WIFE [in labour] GOD MAKE IT STOP MIDWIFE: The baby's WIFE: NO, THE NOISE
ME [stops playing pan pipes] Is the nurse being too loud, love?
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#14
What's the difference between Stephen Harper and Rob Ford?
One likes pipelines, and the other likes pipes *and* lines.
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#15
The pipes that my plumber installed are leaking...
Clearly, he didn't give a flux.
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#16
I'll never hire a monkey plumber off Reddit again!
I told him my pipes were clogged up, he recommended a banana for scale.
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#17
Did you hear about the production delays at that company that makes scales using lengthy pipes?
They had really long weights.
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#18
Why did Native Americans stop sharing peace-pipes with settlers?
They noticed the settlers were always blowing smoke out their ass.
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#19
Did you hear about the Polish assassin that blew up cars for a living?
He burns his lips on the tail pipes.
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#20
In a philosophy class...
Professor: Sometimes an idiot's question is too hard for even 10 geniuses to answer. One student pipes up: No wonder I fail my tests.
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