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Pirates Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of pirates jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
What has two feet, two hands, two eyes, and two noses?
Two pirates.
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#2
Whats a pirates favorite letter?
It be the "C"!
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#3
What's a pirates favorite letter?
*arrrrrrr?* you'd think that but it's actually P, because with out it they'd just be irate.
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#4
Can anyone tell me where the Aby Sea is?
Someone said pirates can't learn the alphabet, but I be having some difficulties navigating through the Aby Sea part.
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#5
How do pirates know that they exist?
They think, therefore they arrrr
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#6
Why can't pirates finish the alphabet?
because they get lost at C!
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#7
Why can't pirates wear sunglasses?
Because they have no buccaneers! Happy speak like a pirate day!
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#8
Why are Pirates pirates???
Because they ARRRRR
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#9
How did pirates communicate before the internet?
Pier to Pier Networking
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#10
What does Pittsburgh have in common with Peter Pan?
The Pirates always lose.
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#11
What do pirates and pimps both have in common....
...they both say "yo ho" and plunder the bootie! Compliments of my gf :)
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#12
Why do pirates wake up early on Saturday?
To watch Dablooney Toons!
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#13
Why do pirates love Playboy Magazine?
You'd think it's for the booty, but they really read it for the arrrticles.
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#14
How much do pirates pay to get an earring?
A Buccaneer.
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#15
Where is a pirates favorite place to shop for toys?
Toys arrrrrr Us.
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#16
What do you call a girl gamer that always pirates her games??
A crack whore.
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#17
"Hey kids!
What be a pirates favorite letter?" -"Arrrrrrrrrrrr?" -"No! His first love be the 'C'!" (Just saw it on iamarg.com)
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#18
Why are pirates so bad at telling jokes?
Instead of 'knock knock', they say, 'Arrr you there?!'
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#19
what is an pirates fav element potassium because pirate doesnt want scurvy.
it not argon k?
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#20
Arrgh!
These be some pirate jokes. Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It's rated Arrrrrgggghhhh What is a pirates favorite letter? Most think it's Arrrrgh but, it is really the Sea(c).
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