What Are Pitch Jokes?
Pitch Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of pitch jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
[2005, youtube's first pitch meeting] ok so basicaly its like if america's
funniest home videos was on 24 hrs a day on evrey computer-- SOLD
#2
What did the umpire say when Randy Johnson hit a bird with his pitch?
Fowl ball.
#3
What lights up a football pitch at night?
A football match.......
#4
What do you do to an elephant with 3 balls?
Walk him and pitch to the rhino.
#5
What do you do with a Rhinoceros with 3 balls?
You walk him and pitch to the giraffe.
#6
What kind of a pitch did Sandy Koufax of the old Burger-lyn Dodgers have?
A fastball - a sizzler.
#7
What part of a football pitch smells nicest ?
The scenter spot !
#8
"How about a month of obligations, overspending, difficult travel
and horrible weather?" - The pitch for the month of December.
#9
Instead of throwing the first pitch, it'd be fun if Presidents
had to quarterback the first play of a football game.
#10
What part of a football pitch smells nicest?
The scenter spot!
#11
I got called racist for saying 'pitch black' The umpire disqualified me and told me I struck
out and that the better thing to say would be 'Jamal, I'm ready for your fastball'.
#12
Modern Feminism Saw this subreddit so
I thought I'd pitch in my two cents.
#13
The EU referendum I liken the EU referendum to being in a pitch black room with two men
in a mandatory rape scenario with both of them telling you theirs is the smallest.
#14
How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle?
Somebody took a corner!
#15
It's a good thing Maradona isn't still playing.
Who knows what he'd do when the ref sprays that white line on the pitch.
#16
"Hey, the sky is pitch black tonight."-You,
counting your lucky stars.
#17
Q.
How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch? A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.
#18
Perfect pitch is...
...when you throw an accordion into a dumpster and it hits a banjo.
#19
What do you do to an elephant with three balls?
Walk him, and pitch to the giraffe!
#20
king kong would have done better at work if he perfected his elevator pitch.
yea, that one's a zero.
Why People Enjoy Pitch Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and pitch jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love pitch jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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