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What Are Pity Jokes?

Pity Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of pity jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
So George Harrison's song, "Isn't It A Pity?" came on the radio...
...and I said, with all sincerity, "Awesome! Isn't it a pity?!"
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#2
I DON'T WANT YOUR PITY
but I'll take it.
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#3
Last year, I got socks for Christmas.
The year before, I got a couple of sacks. And before that, a sax. For pity's sake, Santa, you blind old jerk, it's sex. S-E-X.
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#4
I've just come back from the beauty parlour.
Pity it was closed!
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#5
How does NASA organize their company parties?
They planet. [Please take pity on me i am very unfunny :(]
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#6
Pity Teacher writes down the word 'pity' on the blackboard.
Suddenly, I think to myself "Oh, it's what comes after forty-nine..."
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#7
Fred: Betty has lovely long red hair all down her back.
Harry: Pity it's not on her head!
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#8
Ah Monday morning, the hideously ugly, unwanted child of the week.
I'm torn between pity and the feeling of violating something with a broom
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#9
A woman is like a suitcase: both hard
to carry and a pity to throw away.
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#10
'It's a pity you've gone on hunger strike' said the convict's girlfriend on visiting day.
'Why ?' 'I've put a file in your cake.'
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#11
What do you call a group of men in a flying car having unsatisfying sexual intercourse with a single woman because they feel sorry for her?
A shitty pity gangbang.
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#12
Out of?
Mom (about her son): Look at these marks Jim has scored... 8.. 10... 7.. Dad: Out of? Mom: Out of pity!
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#13
Whenever I see a bruise on a banana my first thought is pity, but then
I think it probably deserved it because I slipped on a peel once.
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#14
What does Mr.
T say when he walks into a buffet? I pity the full!
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#15
Pity the poor egg.
He only gets laid once in his life, and even then it's by his mother.
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#16
What did Mr.T say when he saw a fat lady at the bar?
I pity the stool!
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#17
What did Mr.
T say when he saw a fat lady at the bar? I don't hate this bar, but I pity the stool.
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#18
Pity Poor Peter I feel sorry for my friend Peter.
His hair's a mess. His family's nuts. His neighbor's an asshole. On bad days, his girlfriend's a c---. And his owner beats him. EDIT: Punctuation.
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#19
I told my GF that I'm jealous of her V-J.
She shows me NO pity, though. She just rubs it in my face
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#20
What does Mr.
T say when he sees a fat lady at a bar? I pity the stool!
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Pity Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and pity jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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Most pity jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
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