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Placing Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of placing jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
When the wife and kids go on vacation, I always keep the neighbors
on edge by placing rectangular mounds of dirt throughout the yard.
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#2
I was fired from my job for placing the vegetables in sexually suggestive
ways Apparently you can't do that if you're a specials-eds teacher
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#3
What do Steve Harvey and a dentist have in common?
They're both experts at placing temporary crowns.
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#4
TIL Doctors can screen for STDs by placing a feather along the skin between the penis and the butthole.
Doctors don't use this screening method, however, because the test tickles.
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#5
Never understood the desperation behind placing ur order in English at KFC/McD.
Heard a guy practicing his order while sanding in the queue.
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#6
Placing my signature wherever i go.
Because, signature move!
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#7
If your phone gets wet, try placing it in a bag of rice...
... at night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
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#8
*placing Trump & Hillary signs on my lawn Neighbor: "Confused about who to vote for?" Me: "What?
No! I'm making a Halloween haunted house."
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#9
Why does Michael Jackson love placing 2nd in races
Because he loves coming in a little behind
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#10
*intermittently glances at phone while placing order for 6 burritos
so the Chipotle lady thinks they're for multiple people*
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#11
After placing me in charge of training new employees I can't
help but question my companies' commitment to success.
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#12
"ranch goes with everything" i whisper while placing
a bottle of ranch in grandma's coffin
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#13
The man who worte the Hokey Pokey died.
They had a hard time placing him in the coffin. They put his left leg in, but as soon as they started trying to put the right leg in they had problems.
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#14
911: What's your emer- She said don't get her anything for Valentine's Day!
911: And you didn't? No! 911: Placing you in protective custody.
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#15
Alfred: *placing pancakes in the shape of the Bat Signal* Here are your pancakes, Master W- Bruce: They're Batcakes Alfred.
Say "Batcakes!"
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#16
If your rice accidentally gets wet, you can dry it out
overnight by placing it in a bowl of cellphones.
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