What Are Plain Jokes?
Plain Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of plain jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
"How would you describe yourself, Plain Bagel?" "Hmm.
Well, it's hard to think of a term other than 'bullshit'." "I agree, Plain Bagel."
#2
The World Trade Centre ordered pizza They wanted
pepperoni but all they got was plain
#3
What's the difference between lust, love, and just plain showing off?
Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.
#4
TIL that 1 in 3 Women are Battered.
...And to think I have been eating them plain all this time.
#5
A man walks into a bar He asks the bartender, "Do you have any helicopter flavored
potato chips?" The bartender shakes his head and says, "No, we only have plain."
#6
What type of bagel can fly?
A plain bagel
#7
A priest, a child abuser and just plain pedophile went to a bar.
And he ordered one drink.
#8
How do you make holy water from just plain water?
You boil the hell out of it.
#9
What kind of bagel can fly?
A plain bagel.
#10
A guy walks into a bar.
He asks the bartender, "Do you have any helicopter flavored potato chips?" The bartender shakes his head and says, "No, we only have plain."
#11
What do you call a black guy who flies a plain?
A pilot, you fucking racist.
#12
This one got my coworkers The stewardess on my flight asked me what snack I would like.
I told her "The plain chips would be fine. She says "They are all plane chips, sir."
#13
How do the Rolling Stones like their burgers?
Plain - Rolling Stones gather no moss-tard!
#14
It's not real love unless you leave your
phone in plain sight overnight.
#15
Error: We only accept Word files (.doc or .docx) It is 2014 and we just plain dont know how to open a pdf.
it is too hard
#16
What's the difference between a pizza, and this joke?
One has cheese on it, the other's just plain cheesy.
#17
Whenever I have to park in a bad neighbourhood I leave my Blackberry in
plain sight so people know there's nothing worth stealing in my car
#18
What do you eat when you fly?
Plane food or Plain food?
#19
what is the best way to smuggle drugs?
In your dogs asshole. Should there be border control frisking, it will be perceived as two dogs plain wolfing
#20
An aviation enthusiast enters a bar.
He asks, "Do you have any helicopter flavored potato chips?" The bartender laughs and says, "Sorry, we only have plain chips."
Why People Enjoy Plain Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and plain jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love plain jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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