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What Are Platform Jokes?

Platform Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of platform jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
I want to tattoo "platform 9 and 3/4" over my ass 'cause you
wouldn't think you'd get in there but you can Edit:words
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#2
[hears a voice in the sky] - Is it you?
GOD?! [kneels] Voice: Could the idiot on platform 4 stop kneeling every time I make an announcement?
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#3
What do I get when I raise up a platform to play Mozart?
Amadeus on my dais.
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#4
What are Hillary Clinton's favorite shoes?
Platform Flip flops !
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#5
Mom there's a boogie man in my closet!
*mom looks and I'm standing there with an afro in a satin shirt and platform shoes
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#6
What do you call a social media platform designed for religious people who also have speech impediments?
Faithbook
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#7
Just got a job opening demanding 13-18 yrs of experience in iOS development.
Do they realize that the platform itself is 8 years old?
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#8
Dude it's 2014 if your kids aren't sending nudes left and right and cross
platform then you gotta worry about their technological literacy.
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#9
I'm 0 for 3 in getting people to try a spoonful of my homemade peach jam on the subway platform this morning.
Some days are challenging!
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#10
Did you hear that Tom Brady is running for president?
His platform is lowering inflation.
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#11
What does a beggar and a PHP programmer have in common?
They both work on crowded platforms.
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#12
FREE $1,000,000,000 IDEA: a Tumblr-type platform
for list-making called Schindlr
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#13
I saw Adele at the train station the other day on the
other platform She said 'hello from the other side'
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#14
Sometimes my dog barks so loud she farts which coincidentally is also Donald Trump's foreign policy platform.
(Also his domestic platform.)
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#15
What do you give a train driver for Christmas ?
Platform shoes !
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#16
Apparently Kanye dropped a new album on an obscure platform.
Torrent.
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#17
Did you hear what what Dr Dre is calling his new social media platform?
Beats me.
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#18
"God" not mentioned in Democratic platform means they don't worship God.
"Money" mentioned eleven times in Republican platform.
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#19
What replaces Steam, the gaming platform, in China?
Pollution.
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#20
Friend 1 "hey dude what's your PSN name?" Friend
2 "did you just assume my platform!"
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Why do people enjoy Platform Jokes?
Platform Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Platform Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and platform jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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Are Platform Jokes safe for all ages?
Most platform jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
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platform jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
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