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Playboy Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of playboy jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Playboy is starting a new magazine specifically for married men.
It has the same centerfold every month!
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#2
What does a Playboy Magazine and a Model T Ford have in common?
These days they're both hard to come by.
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#3
Found an old playboy from the 70's last night, I wonder
why they didn't call it hair club for men...
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#4
At the Playboy Mansion I bet they serve fancy
whore d'oeuvres before the main intercourse.
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#5
Breaking News: Playboy to eliminate nude pictures from their magazine.
"What's a magazine?" asked every guy under 30.
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#6
How did Gertie Gorilla make the 'Playboy' Calendar?
She was 'Miss Ape-ril!'
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#7
Guys wait for the perfect girl, Playboy's fault.
Girls wait for the perfect guy, Disney's fault.
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#8
She buys me a lot of shitty music these days.
"Reminds me of your old stuff," she says. So maybe I get her a gift subscription to Playboy.
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#9
Playboy bunnies are weird.
Who decided that women look sexier dressed up as half-human half-rabbit monsters?
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#10
Now that it's abandoned nudes, I hope Playboy goes with its other major
brand identity and becomes a magazine about a very fancy rabbit.
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#11
Damn girl are you playboy magazine?
Cause holy fuck you have a pile of issues
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#12
Kate Gosselin got rejected by Playboy.
When your hoo-ha could be mistaken for the Grand Canyon, you might want to try National Geographic.
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#13
If a picture is worth a thousand words then why does
everyone only buy Playboy magazine for the articles?
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#14
Playboy's decision to keep models clothed comes weeks
after McDonald's decision to serve breakfast all day.
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#15
Men who claim to only watch the #SuperBowl for the ads are the
same ones who say they only read Playboy for the articles.
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#16
A perfect breakfast my perfect breakfast: my son on a box of wheaties, my girlfriend
on the cover of playboy,my wife on the back of a milk carton...
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#17
Did you hear about the new Playboy magazine for married men?
Every month it has the same centerfold.
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#18
Playboy is coming out with a new magazine for men who are married.
Every month the centerfold is the exact same woman.
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#19
Shops.
One time I was masturbating to a playboy magazine, girls were hot, the whole 9 years. But when I saw the front page I realized it was an american girl doll magazine.
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#20
What do reddit and Playboy magazine have in common?
No one actually reads the articles.
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