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Plotting Jokes

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What Are Plotting Jokes?

Plotting Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of plotting jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
I don't trust people with graph paper...
They're always plotting something.
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#2
I can't pet a cat without plotting
world domination.
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#3
I lost my ruler and my work after drawing a graph...
I think they were plotting something.
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#4
I see that you have graph paper,
you must be plotting something.
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#5
Never trust anybody who has graph paper.
They're always plotting something.
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#6
I used to go out with a girl who was obsessed with graphs...
she was always plotting behind my back
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#7
Why did the Polish man think his wife was plotting to murder him?
He found a bottle of polish remover on her dresser
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#8
So Darth Vader had been plotting against the Emperor for many years By the time return
of the Jedi came around, he finally got his chance to overthrow the Emperor.
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#9
The best thing about hand sanitiser is that when you put it
on, it looks like you are plotting to take over the world.
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#10
Q: How did the townsfolk find out the pigeons were plotting a revolution?
A: They heard them in the town square saying, "Coup, coup!"
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#11
I don't trust people with graph paper
They're always plotting something
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#12
Never trust a mathematician with a graph.
They're always plotting something.
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#13
The person who is your first and last thought of the day is either the
one who has your heart, or who's murder you're secretly plotting.
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#14
Do you know why super villains are so good at math?
Because of all their practice plotting.
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#15
I'm at my most nurturing when I'm plotting a way
to drop my 12 yr old at school 3 days early.
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#16
Kobe Bryant's Wife filing for divorce.
I bet somewhere right now Kim Kardashian is plotting..
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#17
When is the Joker not plotting a murder?
When he is riding his Harley.
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#18
Why is time wary of mathematicians?
They're always plotting against it.
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#19
Be the first thought on her mind when she wakes up & the last before she sleeps...
unless she's plotting your murder... then don't be that.
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#20
I see you have some graph paper.
You must be plotting something.
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❓ Frequently Asked Questions

What are the best Plotting Jokes?
Our collection features 21 Plotting Jokes. Browse the list above and find the ones that make you laugh the most.
Are Plotting Jokes suitable for everyone?
Most Plotting Jokes on our site are appropriate for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse safely.
Can I copy and share Plotting Jokes?
Yes! Every joke has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it anywhere you like.
How many Plotting Jokes are available?
We currently have 21 Plotting Jokes in our collection. We add new ones regularly, so check back often.
Why do people enjoy Plotting Jokes?
Plotting Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Plotting Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and plotting jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

Another reason people love plotting jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.

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What is a good Plotting Jokes to share?
A good plotting jokes depends on your audience and the moment. Browse our collection above and pick one that fits your style and situation.
Are Plotting Jokes safe for all ages?
Most plotting jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
When is the best time to tell Plotting Jokes?
plotting jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
How do I copy and share Plotting Jokes?
Every joke on this page has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it into messages, emails, or social media posts instantly.
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