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12: Dad, if Mary gave birth to Jesus and Jesus is the lamb of god, didn't Mary have a little lamb?
Me: And you came with a no return policy
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Did you hear about the country adopting a "Get to it Later" policy?
I guess you could say it's a procrasti-NATION
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#3
Q: How many Labour Party members does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: None. They haven't got a policy on that.
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#4
I hear China has abandoned it's one child policy, which is great news.
I never could eat just the one
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#5
New Immigration Policy Obama tells 5 million illegal immigrants: "Come
out of the shadows and register, or shovel out Ralph Wilson Stadium."
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#6
*walks into hospital carrying baby* "What's
your return policy on this thing?"
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#7
[at preschool open house hearing nut allergy policy] *raises hand* What if I draw a peanut on her napkin?
Wife: Please go wait in the car
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#8
Donald Trump is said to have lack of foreign policy experience to be president, but in fairness, he has spent time meeting with foreign leaders around the world.
Ms. Sweden, Ms. Argentina...
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#9
the karate policy at this
nursing home is bullshit
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#10
My work out class has a cancellation policy of $15 if you cancel too late.
Which means I just spent $15 NOT to work out. I am my own hero.
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#11
Buying a life insurance policy is best
way to pretend that you have a life.
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#12
[2 dogs eating dinner] "u know Sharon, that life insurance policy u found
me is great" [stops chewing] "why does this taste like chocolate"
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#13
Return policy: "If for any reason you are not satisfied..."
Ok, I'm not satisfied because dwarves and rockets.
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#14
I've tried all week long and still haven't been able to teach this baby how to Dougie.
Does anyone know the return policy in these things?
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#15
My wife has been binge watching episodes of snapped, so I cancelled
my life insurance policy, and haven't slept or eaten in days.
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#16
A joke about Reddit's censorship policy.
<removed>
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#17
Yesterday, Bill Clinton endorsed Newt Gingrich's immigration
policy Today he's endorsing Herman Cain's domestic policy.
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#18
My healthcare policy basically only covers taking off my shoe to twist
my sock around a little bit so the seam isn't right under my toe
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#19
What's the policy at French morgues?
Baguette and tag it.
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#20
donald trump's immigration policy If he doesn't use #Mexit when describing
his immigration policy it will be a missed opportunity.
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