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What Are Poll Jokes?

Poll Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of poll jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
I did a random survey/poll on the street and according
to 98% of people, "Leave me alone"!
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#2
I don't trust public opinion polls because they don't take into consideration
the fact that the public is made up of mostly idiots.
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#3
CNN is like a strip club...
They keep dancing around all the polls.
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#4
It's all Greek to me!
Local fresh foods. Trump drums. Brexit polls, LA beaver suburban
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#5
Why don't the polls like Donald Trump?
Because he wants to send them back to Poland
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#6
On the fifth day to election, the public gave to me...
Five Gallup polls Four awful choices Three Trump Steaks Two more WikiLeaks And a cache of Clinton emails!
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#7
[God waking up with a hangover] last night was a blur.
Whose prayers did I answer? [sees Trump leading in the polls] uh oh
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#8
A poll showed that North Korea is the happiest nation in the world!
100% of citizens reported being happy!
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#9
Are the Polish for or against abductions?
Maybe I should take a poll
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#10
With a margin of error of plus or minus three percent.
That's how I poll.
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#11
Why is Donald Trump like a college football team in Tijuana?
They're both slipping in the polls.
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#12
What do you call a rising poll?
Upvote
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#13
Polls show some interesting things Statistics
show that 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape
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#14
Whats the difference between the government and a stripper?
Strippers don't rig their polls.
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#15
Bill Clinton was surprised to find his old sandwich
maker is ahead 12 points in the polls.
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#16
My mate just phoned me to tell me he had changed his name by deed poll to spinal column.
"Can I call you back?" I asked.
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#17
Trump is still #1 in Polls after the Republican
Debate Oh wait, wrong sub-forum.
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#18
Long visits to nature linked to improved mental health, study finds.
According to new research by Australian and UK environmental scientists. Who obviously didn't poll women on Tinder.
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#19
quick poll: why'd you break up
with me in high school Alison
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#20
*walks up to Michael Cohen's door* "Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Says." "Says who?" "THE POLLS.
ALL OF THEM."
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Why do people enjoy Poll Jokes?
Poll Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and poll jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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Most poll jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
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poll jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
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