What Are Position Jokes?
Position Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of position jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#21
Dallas Police is hiring As of Friday morning
they have 5 positions to fill
#22
I heard of a new sex position that I want to try.
It's called 'with a partner'.
#23
What position would Obama be if he played football?
The half-black
#24
My favorite sex position is the JFK...
I splatter all over her while she screams and tries to get out of the car.
#25
I invented a new sex position called the JFK I splatter all
over her while she feverishly tries to get out of the car.
#26
What sex position gives birth to the ugliest children?
Ask your parents.
#27
When I see someone in public talking on a bluetooth..I like to position
myself on the other side, lean in & whisper "It's ok I see them too"
#28
Why are quantum physicists bad lovers?
When they find the position, they can't find the momentum. When they find the momentum, they can't find the position.
#29
Trump is asked what his position on women's issues Trump replies
"Look, I know a lot of women and they all have issues"
#30
I invented a new sex position called "The Donald" You
grab her by the pussy and fling her over a wall.
#31
How do you get to a position of power in a science lab?
Work over time
#32
What sex position produces the ugliest children?
Ask your mother.
#33
My ex-girlfriend tried joining the slut club...
But all their positions were filled.
#34
My wife loves sports...
Her favorite position is beside herself, and her favorite sport is jumping to conclusions.
#35
I heard about this new sex position that I really want to try.
It's called: With another person.
#36
What's a Jihadist Muslims least favorite sex position?
The Eiffel tower
#37
what sex position makes an ugly baby???
ASK YOUR MA!
#38
Do you know why Bernie Sanders has gotten as much sex as he's had?
Because he doesn't care about position!
#39
I applied for a Cashier job at Wal-Mart the other day..
But they said that those 4 positions were already filled.
#40
What's Gordon Ramsay's favorite sex position?
FUCKING RAAAWWW!!!
Why People Enjoy Position Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and position jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love position jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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