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Powers Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of powers jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Hi I'm an evil ghost with the ability to defy time & space, but I think
the best example of my powers will be to slightly close this door.
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#2
Skunks are just mean cats with asshole powers.
Get it?
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#3
Happy 'Ask a goat what month it is month'.
Today is the special day when jokes get mystic powers of expression for certain class of words.
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#4
How is working in I.T.
like being a wizard? You command vast powers beyond the scope of smaller minds, but to them all you do is wiggle your fingers and stuff just happens.
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#5
Me: Honey, are you awake?
[wife rustles] Hmmm? Me: When we were fighting & you said "Wolverine's powers suck," did you really mean that
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#6
people are like "pokemon is basically dogfighting" but tbh if a dog with
ice powers fought a ghost dog I would probably peek over that fence
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#7
Getting a job right out of college...
ENTRY LEVEL JOB OPENING: Hiring recent college grads. REQUIREMENTS: 5 years of experience, 6 Olympic gold medals, and super powers.
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#8
"WITH OUR POWERS COMBINED!" "EARTH" "WIND" "WATER" "FIRE"
"HEART" "SELF-LOATHING" get outta here Eli "SORRY"
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#9
My friend got bitten by a snake and he fell to the floor and started writhing around.
It's amazing how fast the super powers kick in.
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#10
Going to keep letting animals bite
me until I get super powers.
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#11
A student asks his maths teacher..
Student:Do you believe in god? Teacher:Well,I believe in higher powers.
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#12
How did Thor's brother get his powers?
Just Loki I guess
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#13
I have no super powers.
I'm guessing I'm the villain.
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#14
Why don't atheists use exponents?
Because they don't believe in higher powers.
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#15
Yes, I am aware pigs are more intelligent than dogs.
Why would I want to eat an inferior animal and absorb its lesser powers?
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#16
*gets bitten by a radioactive bear *before developing
super powers, gets eaten by radioactive bear
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#17
Why can't Athiests solve exponential problems?
Because they don't believe in higher powers.
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#18
I believe: - I can fly.
- Children are the future. - Knowledge is power. - I will use my powers to defeat the future children.
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#19
Frozen (2013): A girl with magical powers causes adults
to talk nonstop about a movie for children
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#20
Anyone remember this from the Austin Powers commercial?
"If you see one movie this summer... see Starwars... but if you see two movies see Austin Powers...."
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