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#1
Why do priests cry during sex?
There's no telling.
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#2
What do monks, rabbis, and Mormon priests have in common with brains?
The all tend to be found enclosed within temples.
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#3
Latvian Joke Bus full of priests come to Latvia, spread word of God.
One priest ask Latvian man "Where is children?" Latvian man respond "Children is dead from childbirth." Bus leave.
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#4
I don't agree with all the critics towards priests nowadays.
They are actually the only ones who slow down with their car when near a school.
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#5
What do the Zika virus and Catholic priests have in common?
They both give kids a little head.
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#6
What's the difference between a coal mining company and catholic priests?
A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.
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#7
Which do Catholic priests like betterapples or cherries?
Neitherthey prefer boysenberries.
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#8
Hungry priests A group of hungry priests walk into a restaurant.
One orders the fish. They all leave satisfied.
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#9
What do priests and McDonalds have in common?
Both stick their meat into ten-year-old buns.
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#10
What do priests and christmas trees have in common?
Their balls are just for decoration.
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#11
A scientist and a hooker walk into a bar...
But find that they can't open the door due to an over-saturation of priests, rabbis, lawyers, and Irishmen inside.
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#12
Pinocchio boarded a bus in Rome.
The bus was full of priests, except for one seat. Pinocchio took the seat and said" Thank god I'm not a real boy!!"
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#13
Why should the Roman Catholic Church allow priests to marry?
They would have a more detailed understanding of what Hell is actually like.
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#14
Why do priests wear underwear in the shower?
They don't like to look down on the unemployed
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#15
Why do Catholic priests like Indian restaurants so much?
Unlimited fresh naans!
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#16
My church says to treat my body like a temple.
And let all the priests inside.
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#17
What do Catholic priests and the Zika Virus have in common?
They both give kids a little head.
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#18
What do the Zika Virus and Catholic Priests have in common?
They're both giving kids a little head all over Latin America.
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#19
Why are catholic priests so Eco-friendly?
Zero emissions.
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#20
What kind of meat do priests eat on Friday?
(And no, the answer is NOT "nun".) filet mig-none
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