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Proceeds Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of proceeds jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Donald Trump pushes Jimmy Fallon off a cliff....
Jimmy fallon proceeds to open his mouth and yell "I'm Fallon son!"
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#2
Knock,Knock joke Knock, Knock.
Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.
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#3
Knock knock.
Who's there? John. John who? John proceeds to break into tears as his mother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she doesn't even remember him.
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#4
MURDERER: could a murderer do THIS?
*defendant proceeds to not kill anyone* JUDGE: he's got a point
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#5
Bilbo Baggins walks into a strip club and sees his cousin making it rain on a stripper.
Unimpressed by this, he proceeds to shout... ..."Don't Fro Doh".
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#6
Knock Knock Who's there?
Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.
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#7
A gay guy walking backwards walks into a bar...
and proceeds to moan in pleasure.
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#8
Nephew drops my iPad, doesn't say sorry but proceeds to offer me a biscuit.
His future in Politics is secure.
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#9
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender goes, "Why the long face?" So the
horse proceeds to rampage around the bar because he's a fucking horse.
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#10
A reddit mod walks into a bar...
She promptly kicks everyone out, locks the doors and, declaring herself to be the bartender, proceeds to get drunk with power.
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#11
Obama throws a grenade at a terrorist.....
The grenade explodes.... President Obama then proceeds to open his mouth then yells out "You got O BOMB'aD son!"
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#12
A man hobbles into a McDonald's and walks up to the counter.
He proceeds to place his order of 1 hot fudge sundae. The cashier asks him "Crushed nuts?". "No." He says, "Hip replacement".
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#13
Knock, Knock Who's there?
Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to burst into tears as his grandmothers Alzheimer's has progressed to the point where she can no longer recognize him.
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#14
So a termite walks into a bar.
He then proceeds to ask, "where's the bar tender"?
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#15
Knock, Knock.
Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.
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#16
Knock, knock.
Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.
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#17
3 guys just arrived to heaven and...
3 guys just arrived to heaven and then Jesus proceeds to call by their names: - "Rand" kiss my hand! - "Pete" kiss my feet! Then Jesus: Rick!? Why are you running?
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#18
Clueless boyfriend walks into publix to buy condoms.
Can't find them. Finally goes in the right aisle. Proceeds to have sex. Publix: where shopping is a pleasure... ...or lack there of.
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#19
Local cyborg beats another cyborg to death for it's Sodium-nickle batteries, proceeds to restore his electricity supply after being arrested.
He was charged with a salt.
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#20
A blind man..
Is walking down the street and stumbles upon a fish market With out skipping a beat he says "good morning ladies!" *proceeds to play colt 45*
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