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Production Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of production jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
*Shrek pre-production meeting* Producer: Do we have a name for the dragon
yet Guy who named the donkey "Donkey": I was thinking Dragon sir
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#2
So I heard they built a gayporn production facility on the CERN-compound...
Apparently it's called the "Large Hardon Collider".
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#3
Microsoft used to make fleshlights then they halted
production because everyone kept getting viruses.
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#4
What does SAG-AFTRA call a low-budget foreign production?
Scrub-a-dub-dub.
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#5
I recently saw a Broadway production about the
origin of language It was just a play on words
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#6
What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?
Role tied.
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#7
So I just started my own indoor ship production company.
Production was great, until sales started going through the roof.
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#8
My 9 day old baby keeps chanting "put the means
of production in the hands of the workers"
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#9
How do you stop an Internet troll?
Seize their memes of production.
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#10
Donald trump already has a private jet he plans on putting in production for his presidency.
He's calling it the hair force one.
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#11
One of the underrated 2011 subplots is the battle between local car dealer
commercials & hostage videos on who has worse production value.
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#12
Sorry I got kicked out of the auditorium for yelling GET A TOMB YOU TWO
during your little brother's 9th grade production of Romeo & Juliet.
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#13
Sign at the hotel pool says "No horse play." Shit.
What am I going to do with this production of Equus?
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#14
What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say upon being asked to star in a Broadway production about the world's greatest composers?
I'll be Bach. Sorry.
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#15
Have you seen the new Broadway production about the dictionary?
It's a great play on words.
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#16
Did you hear?
Broadway is making a theatrical production on puns! It's going to be a *huge* play on words!
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#17
How do you seize the means of production?
By overthrowing the bourgeoisie
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#18
Did you hear about the production delays at that company that makes scales using lengthy pipes?
They had really long weights.
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#19
Did you hear that they discontinued production on the upcoming Chevy Diode?
They found it had trouble going in reverse
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#20
How did Kikkoman soy sauce move production to China?
They outsauced it.
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