What Are Prof Jokes?
Prof Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of prof jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
What do you call a Frenchman that wears sandals?
Phillipe Floppe Courtesy, my Neuroscience Prof.
#2
How did the prof get the latin college girl pregnant?
He asked her to do an essay. [Also, I'm latin]
#3
*Friend sees my knuckle tats* F: 'MMA4LYFE,' really?
*I put my fists by my English prof's 'OXFORDCO' knuckle tats* *we start break dancing*
#4
Looks like my prof is giving black friday
deals too 50% off late assignments.
#5
My stats prof is so romantic...
He keeps talking about his Bayes' Theorem
#6
A student once told me the Big Bang was a lie, just like evolution.
Then he asked me what my sign was. I'm just a prof. I can't fix stupid.
#7
"I got expelled" How?
"I wrote 2+2=41 on the whiteboard" Ok that's dumb but- "So my prof told me to go back up there..." Oh no "and rub 1 out"
#8
*at hostage negotiation class Prof: Let's go around and say why we're here
Man: I joined the NYPD Woman: I'm in the FBI Me: I have a toddler
#9
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to your place! Knock knock Who's there? Bak bak My chemistry prof said that one today
#10
Joke from my sociology prof "I'm sorry" and "my bad" mean the same thing...
unless you're at a funeral
#11
Prof asked if anyone liked comic books.
I raised my hand. She didnt add anything or say why it mattered. Just wanted to isolate me socially.
#12
A joke a statistics prof once told me...
The average American has one testicle and one ovary.
#13
What do you call an economics lecturer?
Prof. it
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