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Programs Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of programs jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
'Weeds' is a gateway show...
...watching it can lead to binging on more serious programs like 'Breaking Bad'.
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#2
Nuclear programs are always for peaceful purposes.
Drop a nuke on an enemy and suddenly they're peaceful
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#3
If you told me in 1995 that you had to use an mp3 player to copy programs
to a telephone in the future, I'd assume you had brain damage
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#4
I used to date computer programs but that's over now My girlfriend still
worries that I may go back but I reply to her "they're just exes "
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#5
I'm making a documentary...
I'm making a controversial documentary that reveals decades of covered-up sexual misconduct in youth tennis programs across the country. It's called *15 - Love*.
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#6
Interviewer: Are you good at programming?
Me: Yes, I'm very good at writing nondeterministic C++ programs. Interviewer gives me the job. #nerdjokes
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#7
If the State of the Union is really "the best it's ever been"
Why do we "need" dozens of new government programs to fix it!
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#8
There's way too much nudity on TV programs these days...
I just sit there shaking my fist at them.
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#9
Haven't seen any UFOs lately.
Wondering if the galaxy is downsizing their space programs too.
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#10
How do Jedi close programs
force quit
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#11
How do Jedis close their programs on a Mac?
They use Force quit.
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#12
I bet the guy who programs Angry Birds can't walk into a building without
thinking about exactly where he'd hit it to make it fall down.
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#13
I joined a 12-step program for people addicted to 12 step programs, Anonymous Anonymous.
The 1st step is admitting you don't have a problem.
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#14
I'm surprised more people didn't know about the NSA spying
programs I mean most of our computers are labelled "Intel"
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#15
Why is ISIS going after programs?
Because they are executable
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