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#1
To me, the worst part of the prostate exam is when
the doctor says, "Guess how many fingers."
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#2
"Lights on, or lights off?" he asked me.
I said, "Just give me the prostate exam, please."
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#3
When Big Johnny tried to fly without an ID...
...the TSA diagnosed him with an enlarged prostate.
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#4
I wanna be the reason you're comfortable
with your prostate examination
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#5
Cutbacks on HealthCare are really starting to show.
I went for my prostate exam today, and instead of lube the doc spat on my asshole
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#6
What is the worst thing you want to hear from a doctor giving you a prostate exam?
"Look ma, no hands!"
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#7
TIL That I'm NEVER getting
prostate cancer
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#8
Moaning and gasping "Give it to me baby!" during a prostate exam will leave you looking for a new doctor.
Anybody know one?
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#9
Why dont men like...nsfw Why don't men like...
Prison? Butt rape. Aliens? Anal probes. Doctors? Prostate exams. Gays? Well I think you see where I'm going here.
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#10
When I was getting a prostate exam, I asked the doctor where I should put my pants..
"Over there, beside mine" was not the answer I was expecting.
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#11
When I was getting my prostate exam, I asked the Doc where
I should put my pants "Over there, besides mine."
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#12
Chuck Norris' prostate is used
to examine doctor's fingers.
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#13
After doing it once they said a prostate exam is like riding a bike..
Without the seat.
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#14
I just got my prostate examined.
That's the last time I fall asleep on the train.
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#15
I was recently diagnosed with prostate cancer and my
doctor said it was caused by browsing /r/funny.
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#16
Prostate Exam The worst part about getting a prostate exam is the embarrassment
of getting an erection -- especially when they find out I'm not a doctor.
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#17
- Hello, princess.
Can I call you princess? - No. - OK then, Mr. Smith, let's just get started with your prostate exam.
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#18
When my doctor gives me a prostate exam I like to moan "Mmmm, deeper."
Freaks him out, but not as much as when I try to cuddle afterward.
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#19
Look, no hands!
The worst thing you could hear during a prostate exam.
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#20
What's the difference between classical music and Barry white?
A lot when you are having a prostate exam.
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