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#1
Which country has the cheapest prostitutes?
Vietnam. Because over there you need 20840 dongs to make a dollar.
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#2
Whats the difference between a prostitute with chronic diarrhea and an epileptic oyster fisherman?
The prostitute fucks between shits and the oyster fisherman shucks between fits.
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#3
What's the difference between a prostitute's vagina and r/Jokes?
The vagina gets new, *original* content injected into it regularly.
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#4
What's the difference between a dead prostitute and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
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#5
How many prostitutes can you kill before the FBI gets involved?
Asking for a friend.
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#6
What do you call the entrance to a prostitute's house?
Hodor.
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#7
If I rape a prostitute,
Is it shoplifting?
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#8
A Prostitute offered me holy water the other day...
Still not sure what hole it came from.
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#9
[NSFW] Prostitutes prices have gotten much
cheaper You get more bang for your buck
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#10
I remain convinced that the only people who can
gracefully sprint in stilettos are prostitutes.
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#11
How many dead prostitutes we need to change a lightbulb ?
Certainly not three, because in my basement is still dark.
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#12
Free Tip: If a prostitute has nice teeth
and carries a purse, she's a cop.
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#13
What do you call a door only used by prostitutes?
Ho-dor
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#14
What do you call a Pakistani prostitute in France?
Lahore.
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#15
Why did the prostitute cross the road?
To go to the motel with her client so they could have some fucking privacy.
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#16
Why do Scottish men watch porno movies backwards?
Because they like the scenes where the prostitutes return the money to their clients.
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#17
Prostitutes in Amsterdam are very demanding...
The last one I went with made me wash my Old Man in the sink! Can't even remember why I took Dad in the first place.
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#18
I once had some food cooked for me by a prostitute...
...it was a nice ho-made meal.
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#19
what does Voldemort call his
prostitutes Whorecruxes
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#20
Why is Hillary better than a prostitute?
Hillary will be whatever you want her to be for a whole campaign, a prostitute only lasts 30 minutes.
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