What Are Prostitution Jokes?
Prostitution Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of prostitution jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
Best Bang for your Buck!
would make a great punchline for a joke about bambi and the intricate workings of an illegal woodland critter prostitution service
#2
Men and hookers Why do men always pick the hooker that costs tens of thousands of dollars over the far sexier hooker which costs two dollars?
Because prostitution is looked down upon.
#3
I'm starting a prostitution ring for ex-cops....
I'm calling it Fuck The Police.
#4
Subway is similar to prostitution.
You pay other people to do your wife's job.
#5
If the opposite of con is pro...
Is the opposite of constitution, prostitution?
#6
Prostitution problems are had in Canada because...
We use $1 and $2 coins. You can't throw those at strippers. Some of us ignore this problem and use Canadian Tire money.
#7
Why do gametes often choose a life of prostitution?
because sex cells.
#8
You know what they say about prostitution?
It's not really work if you love who you do.
#9
Why'd the baker resort to prostitution?
Because they knead the dough.
#10
Subway is like prostitution you pay
someone else to do your wife's job.
#11
The biggest problem with prostitution as a career path...
All the jobs are entry level
#12
Lawyers and Prostitutes If a solicitor engages in solicitation and a prostitute engages in prostitution,
then why do prostitutes get booked for solicitation and solicitors get paid to screw people?
#13
People admit to shopping for their girlfriends/wives all the time...
but when I do it I get busted for ~~prostitution~~ human trafficking.
#14
For pimps, prostitution must be alot like using pawn pieces in chess...
They use them to do their dirty work, in promise that he'll one day make her into a queen.
#15
What do you get with legalized prostitution and a highly competitive marketplace?
The best bang for your buck.
#16
What do you call a robotic prostitution ring?
Nuts and bolts.
#17
The Post Office announced today that it is going to issue a stamp commemorating prostitution in the United States.
It's a ten-cent stamp, but if you want to lick it, it's a quarter
#18
If "Pretty Woman" teaches us anything it's that prostitution is a lucrative,
whimsical enterprise that every young woman should try.
#19
The heiress to the L'Oreal cosmetics empire has turn to prostitution to make ends meet, putting a $5 million price tag on her services for a single night.
Which is fair enough, because she's worth it.
#20
What's the opposite of the constitution?
The prostitution.
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