What Are Protest Jokes?
Protest Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of protest jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
"Hey, will you join us in our street protest?"
No thanks "Why not?" I actually love streets
#2
The last one on the news After the protests from the taxi drivers against
uber, prostitutes from all over the world started to rise against tinder
#3
Why did Tim Tebow's mom protest against the Russian soup truck?
It contained a borscht ton.
#4
Why shouldn't you protest wound treatment?
It won't get better if you picket it.
#5
I was going to join the Preoccupy New York protests...
but I have better things to do.
#6
Republicans didn't protest when Obama was elected...
Because they had to go to work.
#7
I need to find out what my company needs to do
in order to get protests by topless women.
#8
How did Portland, Oregon protest Trump's wall?
They blocked streets with a human wall
#9
Did you hear about the curbs going on strike?
They're lining the streets in protest
#10
What do laws and virgins have in common?
They're both there to be violated. (The sad part is that a Portuguese Taxi Driver actually said that seriously in a protest against Uber)
#11
Why did the film critic protest the new children's cemetery?
He's not a fan of juvenile plots.
#12
I'm wearing a tuxedo to work today
in protest of casual Friday.
#13
What do you do when a black person gets killed by a cop?
Let Mayweather lead all the protests, That way we know it will be peaceful and someone will get a hug every minute.
#14
Why did the riot police show up early to the protest?
They wanted to beat the crowd.
#15
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
0, they'll just protest and hope someone else changes it to one they like.
#16
How do you stop the protests in Charlotte?
Sing the nation anthem they will sit down
#17
MOM: [walks into daughter's room, sees protest signs, history books, list of senators' phone numbers on bed] Are you...
politically active?
#18
What do you call ten thousand pastors setting themselves on fire in protest of marriage equality?
A good start.
#19
I heard about Buddhist monks who lit themselves on fire to protest
prosucution Certainly one way to reach enlightenment
#20
The women protest movement this weekend was historical.
I've never seen so many women have PMS on the same day.
Why People Enjoy Protest Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and protest jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love protest jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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