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#1
Someone told me Trump is in bed with Russia.
And that someone is Putin it in.
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#2
Putin: I have returned Russia to its glory days, once again we have
launched a dog into space Reporter: when will it return Putin: WHat
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#3
Why didn't Ukraine go to war with Russia yet?
They were Putin up with him.
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#4
Going on the Obama diet...
Putin will eat my lunch everyday...
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#5
Speculation was rife as to why Vladimir Putin has been missing for the last 10 days.
Turns out he had the flu. That's what happens when you fight cold wars.
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#6
I just published a satirical critique of the Russian government and Putin hasn't sent anyone to kill me yet.
I'm radiating with joy.
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#7
Vladimir Putin didn't want anyone to find his collection of
pornography, so he set his browser history to privyet.
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#8
How did Donald Trump get his tonsils removed?
Vladimir Putin wore a spiked condom.
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#9
"Usain Bolt, Trump regrets/ Gawker downed by Hogan's sex/ Manafort, Putin's
pet/ Lochte lies then hops on jet/ We didn't start the fire..."
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#10
What did the russian say before Putin penetrated his asshole?
*russian accent* Put it in Putin!
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#11
Only 1 in 6 Americans can find Ukraine on a map...
Putin is fixing the issue by just calling it all "Russia".
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#12
Top UN officials asked Vladimir Putin to stop annexing
countries He responded: Oh go Crimea river
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#13
What are the only english words that russian prostitutes can say?
Putin
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#14
Where does Vladimir keep his shit?
In a Putin
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#15
What happens when Vladimir Putin stands up too fast?
Head Russian...
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#16
You are from russia, right?
I mean, someone said he is putin his dick in your mom tonight
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#17
*Vladimir Putin dining* I want Russian fries "They're French fries" Not
for long *crosses Ukraine out on agenda & lists France* Not for long
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#18
Soviet dating advice Stop stalin, do not
russian to things, putin an effort
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#19
Why is Russia the gassiest country?
Because their leader is Putin.
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#20
Did you hear Vladimir Putin made a travel sized Russia?
It is the perfect country to Putin your pocket.
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