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What Are Quarter Jokes?

Quarter Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of quarter jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Cop: Have you been drinking sir?
Me: Medium Double Quarter Pounder meal please. Cop: Step out of the vehicle. Me: Sprite.
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#2
Just paid 2 dollars in quarters to put air in my tire...
This inflation is out of control.
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#3
This one time in High School I ate an entire
roll of quarters Shit was so cash
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#4
If you had a million dollars and gave away one quarter, and another quarter, and then another quarter, how much would you have left?
A million dollars minus 75 cents.
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#5
What do you call it when you flip a quarter and it lands on its edge.
*coin*cidence
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#6
Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?
Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.
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#7
Tom Brady walks into a grocery store.
He buys a bag of chips, equaling up to $1.75. How much does he give the cashier? 2 dollars, so he gets a quarter back.
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#8
What's the point of Jewish football?
To get the quarter back.
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#9
If I won $900,000,000, I'd give a quarter of it to Charity...
She's a talented dancer and says she needs money for school.
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#10
What do you call an anorexic girl with a yeast infection?
A quarter pounder with cheese
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#11
Q.
What's the definition of a quarter tone? A. A bagpiper tuning his drones.
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#12
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
A Quarter Pounder with cheese.
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#13
What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef?
A humburger.
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#14
If I won $900,000,000, I'd give a quarter of it to charity...
...not sure what I'd do with the other $899,999,999.75 though.
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#15
What do you call a street full of cheap hookers and a McDonald's?
Quarter Pound Town.
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#16
Times are tough, my daughter just repossessed a paper airplane
she made me, over a quarter I owed her from yesterday
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#17
Ms.
Pac-Man should only cost 70% of a quarter per play
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#18
BLONDE LUCK A blonde was at a gumball machine.
She kept putting quarters in and getting gumballs out. The man behind her asked if he could get a gumball. She said, "Shut up! I'm winning."
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#19
How do you know when the moon is going broke?
When it's down to its last quarter.
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#20
Well it took forever but I just paid the pizza guy entirely
with the quarters I found behind his ears.
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Why do people enjoy Quarter Jokes?
Quarter Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Quarter Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and quarter jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

Another reason people love quarter jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.

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Are Quarter Jokes safe for all ages?
Most quarter jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
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quarter jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
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