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Rabies Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of rabies jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
"Disney movies promote false images of the friendliness of
woodland creatures," I mutter after each rabies shot.
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#2
So doctor, do I have rabies?
Doc: Short answer. Yes. Patient: What's the long answer? Doc: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssss.
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#3
The poodle said to the german shepherd..
"Hey, you're foaming at the mouth! Do you have rabies?" The german shepherd smiled and calmly replied "Nah. I just got done blowing myself."
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#4
Columbia have already begun their preparations for the upcoming match against Uruguay.
The entire squad are set to have tetanus and rabies jabs.
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#5
Do you brush your teeth without making a mess like in the commercials?
Because I usually look like I have minty fresh rabies....
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#6
[Google Search History] 1.
Do raccoons like to cuddle? 2. What does rabies smell like? 3. I can't feel my face.
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#7
Dog & Mosquito were in Love ..
mosquito kissed the dog .. Dog became emotional...gave Love bite to mosquito . Mosquito died of Rabies & Dog died of Dengue . MORAL:- LOVE is DANGEROUS
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#8
Do you brush your teeth without making a mess like in the commercials
because I usually look like I have minty fresh rabies.
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#9
My cat was bitten by a squirrel and I have to suck the rabies out before she slips into a double cheese burger.
--how I cancel dates
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#10
Getting a cat is SO much easier.
Go outside. Put cat food out. Pet whatever comes to eat it. Best 30 raccoons I've ever had. Also rabies.
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#11
Ugh, I'm starting to regret getting bangs.
"You don't have bangs." Wait, what's that thing you get when a bat bites you? "Rabies?" That's it
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#12
What do you call a brothel riddled with rabies?
A frothel
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