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Racehorse Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of racehorse jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
What does Michael Jackson have in common with a second place racehorse?
They both came in a little behind.
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#2
What's similar between a racehorse and a leaky faucet?
They're both off and running.
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#3
1 Buy a racehorse 2 Hire a TMZ reporter as the jockey 3 Tell him a minor
celebrities is drunk at the finish line 4 Win literally every race
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#4
I bought a timeshare on a racehorse.
It's a nightmare.
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#5
How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites?
They take a gallop poll!
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#6
Why was the racehorse named Bad News?
Because bad news travels fast!
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#7
Why is a racehorse like a letter?
They both begin a trip at the post!
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#8
I bought a racehorse today and I named him My Face.
I don't care if he doesn't win, I just want to hear a load of posh twats shouting, "Come on My Face."
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#9
What is the slowest racehorse in the world ?
A clotheshorse !
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#10
Trump is like a racehorse....
If it aint running, it's just an ass.
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#11
What is the strongest animal?
A racehorse because it can take hundreds of people for a ride at once!
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#12
Doctor Doctor I feel like a racehorse.
Take one of these every 4 laps!
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#13
Does anyone else's belt turn into a Rubik's cube
when they have to piss like a racehorse?
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#14
What do the racehorse that finished in second and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both came in a little behind.
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#15
Doctor Doctor I feel like a racehorse.
Take one of these every 4 laps !
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#16
Why was the racehorse names Strawberry Ice?
He was a sherbet!
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