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Ranger Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of ranger jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following
Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.
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#2
Apparently the yellow power ranger died after being hit by a car.
"It's MORPHINE time" joked one ER nurse, who was later fired.
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#3
What did the Mexican doctor tell the Lone Ranger?
Estas muriendo. Tu necesitas chemo. Sabe?
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#4
in 1st grade a kid teased me by saying the pink power ranger was my girlfriend,
which, man, that would have been quite a pull for a 6-yr-old
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#5
What do the Texas Rangers & Brett Favre's wife have in common?
Neither of them are gonna choke.
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#6
where did the lone ranger take his trash to?
to the dump, to the dump, to the dump dump dump.
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#7
What do you call a white supremacist who fights aliens at night?
A white power ranger
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#8
Ranger Station BOSS: I have reports that you treat the wildlife inappropriately
ME: No way *porcupine waddles by w/ kebabs on each quill*
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#9
Who's the most racist super hero?
White Power Ranger!
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#10
Where does the Lone Ranger take his trash?
To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump, dump.
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#11
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect ?
The Masked-quito !
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#12
There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Power Ranger Barbie ...with
karate-chop action; complete with the ridiculous outfit
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#13
RANGER: Remember, don't feed the bears ME (being attacked by a grizzly): OH GOD HE'S RIPPING ME APART!
RANGER: What did I just say!?
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#14
Chuck Norris's show is called Walker: Texas
Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.
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#15
Your mother is so ugly, that if she were the only girl in Texas...
...the Lone Ranger would be lonely for a loooooooooooooooong time
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#16
What did the power ranger-turned-addict say?
It's morphine time!
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#17
Did you hear Donald Trump was in a fantasy action movie?
He was the White Power ranger
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#18
Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger.
It is actually a list of fatalities by the hand of Chuck Norris that occurred during the making of the episode.
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#19
My 4 yr old: I wish I was a nurse.
Me: You can be one day, if you want. Him: *sadly shaking head* No. I'm going to be a Power Ranger.
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#20
If you wanted to be the red ranger as a kid
you're probably an asshole nowadays.
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