What Are Rape Jokes?
Rape Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of rape jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
You'd think the police would patrol this 'Knifepoint' place more carefully...
Especially with all the rape and robberies that are committed there.
#2
Why is (or isn't) it okay
to make jokes about rape?
#3
Bill Cosby walks up to a woman in a bar..
and says, "Excuse me, would you like to play the rape game?" "NO!" "That's the spirit!"
#4
If your rape whistle doesn't
work you're fucked.
#5
Want to play the rape game?
No!! *wink* That's the spirit
#6
With the rape allegations against Cosby...
I guess we know what he meant by pudding pops. (I just made this up. Sorry if it's been posted.)
#7
What do nine out of ten people agree on?
Gang rape.
#8
What do 9/10 people enjoy Gang rape.
Credit to Jack Whitehall and Bad education.
#9
Rape Hotline I called the rape advice hotline.
I didn't realize it was for victims.
#10
What's the best rape prevention tool?
A de-boning knife.
#11
I told I girl I'm going to rape her...
she took it pretty well.
#12
Want to play the rape game?
"Nope" Ah, that's the spirit.
#13
The NFL sent a memo reminding players to treat women reporters with respect.
Oh, and to try real hard not to rape anyone this season.
#14
I experienced a rape when I was 5...
The babysitter never saw it coming.
#15
Welcome to the BBC.
NSFW Welcome to the BBC. Rape all the children you like, just don't punch a producer.
#16
Making jokes about rape is hard...
because it's such a touchy subject and you always have to force it
#17
What do Wesson and KY have in common?
Despite it being technically accurate, they'd both prefer you not refer to their products as "rape oil"
#18
What's white on bottom and black on top?
Rape.
#19
I called that Rape Advice Line earlier today....
Unfortunately, it's only for victims.
#20
What has four letters, but a long sentence?
Rape.
Why People Enjoy Rape Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and rape jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love rape jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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