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#1
Once I had a machine that made counterfeit pennies.
I regret it now, but it made a lot of cents at the time.
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#2
My N'Sync tattoo?
I got it to remind me not to make impulsive decisions based on fleeting trends that I'd regret for the rest of my life.
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#3
In my doctor's waiting room, I explained to a WWII veteran what a Twitter follower count is.
I think he regrets winning the war now.
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#4
Thanksgiving regret: no one at dinner wanted to talk about why the family
members on TV's "Dinosaurs" were all different species of dinosaur
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#5
Damn girl are you a slide in the ghetto?
Because I seriously regret going down on you.
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#6
I've been running around screaming at random people that I've lost my virginity.
I'm starting to regret naming my dog that.
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#7
My biggest regret of 2014?
Probably when my husband watched "The Notebook" with me and then I yelled at him for not building me a house
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#8
*on death bed* priest: any regrets my child?
*montage of every time i saw a large dog and didn't try to ride it* me: uhhhhh
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#9
I always look for a woman who has a tattoo.
Because then I would know she is capable of making decisions she will regret in the future.
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#10
So an anti-vaxxer tells me that vaccines cause autism.
So I reply "Oh, so you've gotten vaccinated, then?" ~~Sorry if it's a terrible joke.~~ No regrets
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#11
My wife caught me cheating last night and i feel so ashamed and full of regret.
She's never going to play monopoly with me again!
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#12
You can only regret what you remember.
-Tequila
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#13
I regret every fart I
ever held in for you.
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#14
Are you guys gonna enjoy your weekend I'm not I'll probably obsess over
the problems I create in my mind then maybe eat something I regret
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#15
What was the border patrol agent's greatest regret?
The Juan that got away.
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#16
What's the difference ?
What's the difference between getting your girlfriend pregnant and asking how her day went? There is no difference, you always regret both!
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#17
Nobody should regret anything
that made them smile.
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#18
Whenever my ex-girlfriend regrets her abortion...
...she just calls and talks to me for an hour.
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#19
I regret to inform you that I've had
better lays from a bag of chips.
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#20
I bet when Johnny Depp dies his only regret will
be he didn't do enough Tim Burton films.
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