What Are Rescue Jokes?
Rescue Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of rescue jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
Remember when Indiana Jones risked having his arm crushed to rescue his hat?
I'd do that for my iPhone.
#2
What is the name of the charity organization that kills 90% of all of its "rescues"?
Make a Wish Foundation
#3
I adopted a rescue dog early this morning...
But she hasn't saved anyone all day and she's peed in the house twice. This is bullshit.
#4
*firefighter wraps me in blanket after he rescues me* Um
I just came out of a fire so I'm pretty hot actually
#5
[mysterious British man rescues me] Me: How?
Him: Bond [introducing himself as we leave prison], bail bond.
#6
"Archeology is just like search and rescue only everyone's
been dead for 5,000 years, so there's no rush"
#7
What's the difference between a caver and a spelunker?
A caver rescues a spelunker.
#8
I have 2 missed calls from my mother.
I think it's safe to say that by now there's a rescue team out there looking for me.
#9
Radio from an American boat: Mayday, mayday.
We are sinking! Radio back from a German rescue ship: What are you sinking about?
#10
If someone is a vegan, does crossfit, and has a rescue dog....
which one do they tell you about first?
#11
A really fat friend sat on her cat, long story short - now I
can add search & rescue, proctologist and vet to my resume.
#12
Since the amazing rescue of the sailor found at sea after 66 days ........
........... is there any news on the tiger, hyena, zebra and orangutan?
#13
In my day cartoons made sense.
Chipmunks did all the rescue rangering and a rich duck swam in gold coins like they were water
#14
Just bought a Subaru & it came with wet rescue dog nose marks on the windows,
some pot & Whole Foods environmentally friendly shopping bags.
#15
Before firemen rescue cats from trees they always take a photo
and that's where 'hang in there, baby!' posters come from.
#16
They can only rescue about one miner per hour, while all the others wait?
Who put the DMV in charge of this?
#17
34 of the A-Team have just launched a valiant rescue mission I heard
they were just trying to save Face after their last failure, though.
#18
Hmmph!
I've been trapped at my desk at work plenty of times and no one ever comes to rescue me.
#19
Leonardo: Let's go rescue April!!
Donatello: Let's do it! Raphael: Bodacious!! Michelangelo: Totally!! Vincent: *cuts off ear* give her this
#20
In a car crash a dog would rescue you.
However a cat would pour liquor over your face and testify against you in court.
Why People Enjoy Rescue Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and rescue jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love rescue jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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