What Are Result Jokes?
Result Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of result jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
Where is the best place to hide a dead body?
On the second page of a Google result.
#2
A chef accidentally put yeast in his
broth The result was soup rising
#3
I wonder how many people die each year as a result
of lifeguards running in slow motion.
#4
Just stuck my tongue in an outlet.
The results were shocking.
#5
Ass.
You've got a donkey. I've got a rooster. Your donkey bites one of the legs off of my rooster. What's the end result? One foot of my cock up your ass.
#6
Just got my results from ancestry dot com
and it turns out I'm a quarter manatee.
#7
Trump supporters determined to hack berniesanders.com They're just waiting
for their GED results to come in, so they can operate their computers.
#8
What is the best definition of irony?
irony irne/ noun a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result.
#9
Most people don't realize the Hunchback of Notre Dame's back
problems were a result of his grueling database entry job.
#10
[waiting with friend for his test results] "I'm nervous" I'm sure you're
fine *sees 2 doctors playing rock paper scissors outside room*
#11
The doctors were concerned...
..about my headaches, so they sent me for a brain scan. They found nothing. Still concerned, they gave me an IQ test. The results were negative.
#12
Insanity is defined as doing the same thing over
and over again, expecting different results.
#13
When waiting for HIV test results, the main thing is to stay positive.
Shamelessly based on a joke by /u/PS_FuckYouJenny
#14
You are the result of 4 billion years of evolutionary success.
Fucking act like it.
#15
Did you hear about the new chemical that turns lesbians straight?
Trycoxide is showing staggering results!
#16
Wal-Mart Announced It Will No Longer Sell Confederate Flag-related Products
As a result, it has also announced it will close 1000 stores by 2016.
#17
Every Time a Child Isn't Conceived During Sex...
... It's usually the result of a short cumming
#18
relationships are like farts too
much force will result in shit
#19
A Levels Despite my A Level results being A B B A, it
still seems no employer will Take a Chance On Me.
#20
Just ordered a chicken and and an egg off ebay...
Will let you know the results soon.
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