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What Are Rip Jokes?

Rip Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of rip jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
What do you call an overpriced circumcision?
A rip off.
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#2
You could tell my parents hated me...
My bath toys were a toaster and a radio. (RIP Rodney Dangerfield)
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#3
What do you call a circumcision for a dollar?
A rip off!
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#4
Mr.
T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.
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#5
What do you call a cheap circumcision?
A: a rip off
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#6
The man who invented PIN numbers and ATM machines has died.
May he RIP in peace.
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#7
*walks up to IKEA return counter *rips receipt into tiny
pieces *tells the clerk to put it together himself
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#8
Bieberohhellnophobia: fear of accidentally listening to Justin Bieber
song & not having the ability to rip own ears off #omgfacts
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#9
I hate when my iPod earbud cord gets hung on an object and it violently
rips the earbud out and I get that murder-y feeling.
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#10
I tried to walk into Target...
But I missed. - Mitch Hedberg RIP.
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#11
"One of the great mysteries to me is the fact that a woman could pour hot wax
on her legs, rip the hair out by the roots, and still be afraid of a spider."
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#12
What does a Gynecologist and Pizza Delivery guy have in common?
Both get to smell the goods but neither get to eat it. (A straight rip from /r/funny with my apologies)
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#13
What do you call an expensive circumcision?
A rip off
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#14
Were a blind person to go sky diving, how would they do it?
Wait until the leash goes slack, then pull the rip cord.
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#15
I was going to buy some Veet wax strips,
but then i realized they were a rip-off
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#16
What do you call a cheap circumcision ?
A rip off.
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#17
Two flies are on a piece of shit...
One fly rips a fart & the other says "HEY... I'M EATING HERE"
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#18
How do you sell a deaf guy a frog?
DO YOU WANT TO BUY A FROG? rip.
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#19
What do you call a discounted circumcision?
A rip off
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#20
What do you call a bad circumcision?
A rip off..
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❓ Frequently Asked Questions

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Our collection features 131 Rip Jokes. Browse the list above and find the ones that make you laugh the most.
Are Rip Jokes suitable for everyone?
Most Rip Jokes on our site are appropriate for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse safely.
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Yes! Every joke has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it anywhere you like.
How many Rip Jokes are available?
We currently have 131 Rip Jokes in our collection. We add new ones regularly, so check back often.
Why do people enjoy Rip Jokes?
Rip Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Rip Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and rip jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

Another reason people love rip jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.

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A good rip jokes depends on your audience and the moment. Browse our collection above and pick one that fits your style and situation.
Are Rip Jokes safe for all ages?
Most rip jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
When is the best time to tell Rip Jokes?
rip jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
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