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#1
People say that money is not the key to happiness...
...but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. - Joan Rivers
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#2
Joan Rivers is just like Soldier Field...
She used to be a National Historical Landmark before all of the modifications.
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#3
If Joan Rivers rises from the ashes....
Will she be Rivers Phoenix?
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#4
Why rivers are never viewed on dvd or video cassette?
Because they are always streaming.
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#5
Did you hear about the guy who said there were no rivers in Africa?
He was in de-Nile.
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#6
Why don't hipsters like rivers?
Too mainstream
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#7
I'm glad I'm not invited to Joan Rivers' funeral.
She might be cremated and I hate the smell of burning plastic. Too soon?
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#8
So, Joan Rivers just died, and...
... she's scheduled for more plastic surgery next week.
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#9
Hipster Jokes How does the hipster have an orgasm?
"I came like so long ago" Why do hipsters hate rivers? They are too mainstream How much weed does a hipster usually smoke? An Instagram
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#10
I can't wait for the next Oscars dead-person montage when
all the celebs Joan Rivers insulted have to applaud her.
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#11
Worst thing about this Californian drought...
...the the state has lost its favorite, longest-running Rivers
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#12
Hipsters hate rivers.
Too mainstream.
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#13
Did you hear about Joan Rivers?
When they died, they realized she was an organ donor. They used the plastic to make toys for the orphan children.
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#14
In a touching tribute to Joan Rivers, Target today announced that it would print funny little anecdotes on all of their shopping bags.
Just so plastic can make us laugh one more time.
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#15
The next batch of women who get plastic surgery Will have a stamp on
their paperwork that shows they made with 33% recycled Joan Rivers.
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#16
Did you guys hear about Joan Rivers?
The mortuary got $32 at the recycling center for her body.
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#17
Why are rivers lazy?
Because they never get off their beds.
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#18
If rivers could speak, which river would always say no?
Da Nile
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#19
Farewell to the last original piece of Joan Rivers...
her soul
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#20
Why do elephants jump across rivers?
So they won't step on the fish.
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