What Are Robbery Jokes?
Robbery Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of robbery jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
[jumps in getaway car after bank robbery] "They said no I couldn't
have any money" Damn it, they make it look so easy in the movies
#2
"Welcome to lazy club.
My name i-*doors get kicked in* "THIS IS A ROBBERY! NOBODY MOVE!" [voice from the back] "Nobody was going to."
#3
I use my teethbrush then go play feetball and commit arms robbery.
Just giving you a head up. - people with the right amount of body parts
#4
What do you call two Jews walking into a bar?
It's called a business proposition. What do you call two black guys walking in to a bar? It's called a robbery
#5
[Robbery] Sloth Man: I'll use my powers to make the criminals fall asleep.
*Runs to bank* *Reaches bank 18 hrs later* SM: How'd they escape?
#6
What do you call a marijuana robbery?
A high-st
#7
An art museum robber is caught when he tries to get away....
A reporter asks him what went wrong with the robbery. He answers " I didn't have the Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh.
#8
*goes in bank with finger guns* This is a robbery!
"no one'll take you seriously-" *switches to double barrel finger guns* "do what he says"
#9
What do you call a robbery of Italian ice cream?
Grand Theft Gelato
#10
Shouting "put your hands in the air like you just don't care!"
is a fun way to bring a party atmosphere to a bank robbery.
#11
NOBODY MOVE THIS IS A ROBBERY!
*other robber looks over at me* dude no you can move. We talked about this. Get the money
#12
What do you call a robbery in China ?
A Chinese take away !
#13
Leave everyone stranded at a bank robbery to play laser tag when you're
the get away driver and suddenly no one is your friend anymore
#14
[writes THIS IS A ROBBERY on a deposit slip, slides it to teller] [teller
writes something, slides it back] NO THIS IS A DEPOSIT SLIP
#15
Me: I know panty hose are a little dated but I love how they even out my skin tone Bank Teller: So is this not a robbery?
Me: No, It is
#16
Paddy goes to court for armed robbery!
The jury foreman comes out and announced "Not Guilty" "That's Grand", shouted Paddy! "Does that mean I can keep the money?"
#17
A man is knocked out during a robbery.His wife and children are brutally
murdered- Pixar: Gee it's kinda dark ...Ok a FISH is- Pix: YES.
#18
This is a robbery In some firm, two masked thieves enter: -This is a robbery
The accountant, relieved: -Thank GOD, I thought it was the IRS.
#19
Did you hear about the robbery at the bakery?
The thieves said 'give me all your dough.'
#20
"This is a robbery!
Be cool and nobody gets hurt!" ME: *starts vaping*
Why People Enjoy Robbery Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and robbery jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love robbery jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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