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Robot Jokes

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What Are Robot Jokes?

Robot Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of robot jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Russian skater just explained that he is "not a robot," proving, of course, that he is a robot.
#Olympics
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#2
The sincerest form of flattery is having a robot from the future sent back in time to kill you.
Imitation is a distant second.
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#3
What does a robot do at the end of one night stand?
He falls off
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#4
If anyone needs me, I'll be at the hospital leaving robots and
newspapers from the year 2310 in the rooms of coma patients.
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#5
The only way to score with a robot
Is to get it in the mode
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#6
How do you turn a robot on?
You push his power button.
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#7
Industrial robots How do industrial robots communicate with humans?
They use a conveyor belt.
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#8
Robot Joke A robot walks into a bar.
The bartender says "we don't serve robots here". The robot squints and says "you will..."
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#9
ROBOT: You cannot defeat us ENGLISH TEACHER: Why's the ch pronounced differently in orchid than in orchard?
ROBOT: [twitch, spark]
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#10
What do robots do at the rave?
They torque.
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#11
Cyber Monday is named for John Cyber, who was the first
person to be sexually assaulted online by a robot.
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#12
What should female robots NOT come standard with.
A sound card...
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#13
Robot Nerves Why are robots never afraid?
Because they have nerves of steel
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#14
We can put a robot on Mars but we can't make a hand
rail that goes the same speed as an escalator.
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#15
Everyone in the world but you is a robot and
the experiment is going really poorly.
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#16
Dinner at robots family Mum, dad and little robot.
Little robot asks his mom - What we'll have for dinner today. Mom replies: SCREW.
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#17
I want to see a movie where a robot gains consciousness and
realizes its a loser and doesn't want to do anything
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#18
[my first day as hand dryer salesman] "this
robot dries your hands with noise"
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#19
my nana and bb8 i recently got the sphero bb8 and my nana asked 'what is that' 'its
bb8' 'who?' 'a robot from star wars' 'oh, so is there a mouse in side it?'
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#20
Robot: I have to dry my feet carefully after a bath.
Monster: Why? Robot: Otherwise I get rusty nails.
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❓ Frequently Asked Questions

What are the best Robot Jokes?
Our collection features 221 Robot Jokes. Browse the list above and find the ones that make you laugh the most.
Are Robot Jokes suitable for everyone?
Most Robot Jokes on our site are appropriate for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse safely.
Can I copy and share Robot Jokes?
Yes! Every joke has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it anywhere you like.
How many Robot Jokes are available?
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Why do people enjoy Robot Jokes?
Robot Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Robot Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and robot jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

Another reason people love robot jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.

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What is a good Robot Jokes to share?
A good robot jokes depends on your audience and the moment. Browse our collection above and pick one that fits your style and situation.
Are Robot Jokes safe for all ages?
Most robot jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
When is the best time to tell Robot Jokes?
robot jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
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Every joke on this page has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it into messages, emails, or social media posts instantly.
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