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Robots Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of robots jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
What do robots dip in salsa?
Microchips
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#2
At what stage of evolution did Robots become as advanced as humans?
When opposable thumb drives were developed
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#3
Why do robots never cuddle after sex?
Because all a robot does is nuts and bolts.
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#4
A robot walks into a bar, orders a drink, and lays down some cash.
Bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve robots." And the robot says, "Oh, but someday you will."
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#5
What do you call a family of Jewish robots?
The Cybergs
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#6
Two robots discuss beauty They both come to the
conclusion that magnets are really attractive
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#7
Why don't robots have any brothers anymore?
Because they have trans-sisters.
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#8
Why do Transformers always have their heads in the clouds?
They're robots in da skies.
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#9
Now that robots move their limbs smoothly and with grace, i wonder
how we're supposed to imitate them on the dance floor?
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#10
As we develop robots, we should make them out of pretzels or cotton
candy that way if they become self aware we could just eat them
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#11
[after robots take over] *drones crash into my kitchen* ME: [mouthful of ham] whobithrayed me?
*fridge starts laughing* BUT U WERE MY FABRIT
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#12
can't wait till the robots turn on us as currently my only regret
is that I am statistically most likely to be killed by a human
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#13
A JokeExplainBot walks into a bar...
The bartender says "Hey! We don't serve robots in here." The JokeExplainBot replies menacingly, "Oh, you will... Someday, you will."
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#14
I follow back all spambots.
I even star some of their tweets, because I'm looking for a spot in middle management when the robots take over.
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#15
Industrial robots How do industrial robots communicate with humans?
They use a conveyor belt.
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#16
After the machine uprising, robots in the club will dance "The Human" by
compulsively overeating and playing with their phones on the toilet
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#17
sorry 4 rant, I heard a guy say "millennials all do fake social media jobs"&
was like buddy ur postgrad data entry gig is done by robots now
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#18
Sometimes i get scared robots are going to take over.
Then i use a motion-controlled sink.
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#19
What should female robots NOT come standard with.
A sound card...
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#20
Did you hear about the robot that was angrier than half of the other robots?
It was in mean median mode.
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