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Roommates Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of roommates jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
What do Bernie Sanders supporters call their roommates?
Mom & Dad
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#2
Thinking about making a sitcom where two mermaid guys
are roommates and calling it "tuna half men"
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#3
So someone called me a dick...
So it got me thinking, yeah it checks out; roommates are a couple of nuts, neighbor's an asshole, and my friend is kind of a cunt.
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#4
What do Bernie Sanders supporters call their parents?
Roommates
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#5
He and I were best friends and roommates, so sex was never on the table.
It was always on the couch, the bed, and the floor. Come on, we *eat* there.
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#6
My new flesh-light is dishwasher safe!
Not sure why my roommates are opposed to it?
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#7
I bet Spider-Man's roommates always blame
him for all the cobwebs in the apartment.
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#8
College Jesus Jesus opens the fridge, one of his roommates asks: "is it wine yet".
Jesus says no it says 'still water'
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#9
Rent in the city is getting ridiculous.
I pay $775 to live in a barista's beard. I have 3 roommates.
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#10
Just so u know guys I literally covered my roommates bed in 324 pieces
of cornbread 2 make it a "cornbed" so ur fakes puns mean nothing 2 me
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#11
Being a penis is rough Your roommates are nuts, your neighbor is an ass hole, your best
friend is a pussy, and your owner strangles you every night until you throw up!
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#12
[Bee diary] Day one: met a really cute queen bee Day two: queen bee is
now my gf Day three: my gf cheated on me with my 40,000 roommates
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#13
TIFU by eating my roommates
lunch Oops, wrong sub
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#14
Two roommates were arguing...
About who gets to use the microwave first. Then things started getting heated.
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#15
Roommates Roommate 1: "You think I'm nosy, don't you?!" Roommate 2: "No,
not at all!" Roommate 1: "Then why'd you write that in your diary?!"
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#16
Looking for new roommates on Craigslist...
...is it too anal to ask whether or not they're into it?
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#17
I've spent about 6 years of my life waiting for roommates to leave
so I don't have to say hi to them when I come out of my bedroom
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#18
What Do Bernie Sander Supporters Call Their Parents?
Roommates
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#19
Dreading the day that all my present and past roommates figure
out that I haven't bought my own body wash in 10 years.
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#20
My roommates are concerned that I'm using all their kitchen utensils..
but that's a whisk i'm willing to take.
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