What Are Round Jokes?
Round Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of round jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
Whats green and goes round and round at 100 miles an hour ?
A frog in a blender !
#2
Policeman: Why were you driving around in circles and laughing?
Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.
#3
First trick or treater of the day just came round dressed
as Gloria Gaynor At first I was afraid, I was petrified.
#4
ANAESTHETIST: Count backwards from 100 ME: 100..99..98 ME: ..3..2..1..um [looks round] now what?
ANAESTHETIST [muffled] You have to find me
#5
'Hardys, Bitter, Fosters, Strongbow' Daft
Punk ordering a round at the bar
#6
girl - baby i am wet.
Boy - want a paper towel? Girl - no, i want more then that ;) Boy - want 2 paper towels? Girl - no, baby i want something big and round ;) Boy - damn you want the whole roll?
#7
My boyfriend has the body of a god!
Or the body of God. Okay, he's like the body of Christ. What I mean is, he's a round white cracker.
#8
Who dropped a wad of notes with an elastic band round them?
I did! Well here's the elastic band.
#9
He wants my carcasses apparently.
I think autocorrect won that round.
#10
Did you hear that the Department of Agriculture is outlawing round bales of hay?
They claimed the cows weren't getting a square meal.
#11
Which 3 words will make a mexican tremble in fear ?
Round of 16
#12
My Girlfriend Told Me I Need To Get In Shape.....
I told her "I am in shape! Round is a shape!"
#13
dont read space facts to try to calm yourself down bc it doesnt work.for example the moon is not round it is shaped like an egg.
im furious
#14
Star Wars newest Droid.....
How does the newest round Star Wars droid relieve his sexual tension? He master-BB8's
#15
When it gets cold in Ireland, we all sit round a candle.
And when it gets REALLY cold, we light it.
#16
What makes Kirby a great all-around fighter?
He's all round.
#17
WIFE: You forgot my birthday again didn't you?
ME: [putting wrapping paper round the cat] Goddammit, I told you not to turn round yet Janet
#18
Did you hear about the new bra they call the Sheepdog?
It rounds them up and points them in the right direction.
#19
[Me chasing 12 greyhounds round a race track] YOU'LL GET TIRED EVENTUALLY.
THEN I WILL PET YOU!
#20
Salesman: Roll up roll up!
Come to our mammoth sale. Mammoth bargains to be had in our mammoth sale. Customer: Forget it! No one round here's got room in their houses for a mammoth.
Why People Enjoy Round Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and round jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love round jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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