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Rusty Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of rusty jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
If my life had a soundtrack it would be the sound of a rusty gate slowly
closing and then falling off its hinges onto a bunch of ugly cats...
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#2
My mind is like a steel trap.
Rusty and illegal in 37 states.
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#3
I thought I stepped on a Lego, but thankfully,
it was just a rusty old nail.
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#4
Did you read the book "Rusty Bedsprings" by I.
P. Nightly
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#5
Have you heard about the new restaurant on Mars?
The atmosphere was ok, but the place looked a bit rusty.
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#6
Why did the movie scene have a rusty pan?
Because Rusty thought the scene in the book was better. I'll show myself out. This is a horrible joke.
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#7
My dad wanted to name me, "Rusty," if I was a boy.
Thank you, X chromosomes.
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#8
Why i love redheads?
Because if roof is rusty it's always wet in basement.
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#9
I brought a can of WD-40 with me on a first date It had been a while
since my last date, and I was afraid I might be a little rusty.
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#10
Yesterday I tried to loosen a rusty lug nut...
But it didn't turn out.
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#11
What is the difference between a broken down bus stop and a crab with breast implants?
One is a rusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
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#12
I used to be friends with a lot of metalheads.
But then, gradually, our relationships got a little bit rusty.
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#13
What do you put on big rusty boobs?
Double D 40
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#14
I stepped on a rusty Lego the other day...
I'm worried I might have contracted Tetris.
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#15
I want you to fu..
this rusty pipe . FTW ??
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#16
Saw an ad for a used battery in the paper today: "Slightly
rusty, in need of repair but has potential"
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#17
What's the difference between an old bus depot and a lobster with big tits?
One is a rusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean
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#18
Robot: I have to dry my feet carefully after a bath.
Monster: Why? Robot: Otherwise I get rusty nails.
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#19
What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with a boob job?
Ones a rusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean! ahahhahahahahah
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#20
What does a rusty cow say?
MgOOOO!!!
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