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#1
Sarah Palin admitted she used to get health care in Canada & Glenn Beck
admitted he used to get his human baby sacrifices from Canada.
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#2
I've made many sacrifices to get where I am today.
Most of them were children.
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#3
In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar.
A practice that still continues
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#4
Being a parent means you have to make gigantic sacrifices like quality
sleep and the backs to every remote control in your house.
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#5
When my wife and I first got married she treated me like a god!
Gave me burnt sacrifices every night.
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#6
My wife said we each needed to make sacrifices to make our relationship work.
She was less than impressed with the dead goat I left in our kitchen.
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#7
Why are boy scouts like human sacrifices in a cannibalistic society?
Their motto is "be prepared"
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#8
My wife said that to make our marriage work, we both need to make sacrifices.
I've chosen a goat.
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#9
In olden times it is reported that sacrifices were made at the altar.
Since then weddings have been held there and times haven't changed at all!
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#10
Did you know Oxford university was founded before the Aztec Empire?
That explains the sacrifices my parents had to make to pay my tuition
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#11
She said that having a successful marriage is all about
making sacrifices so I threw her into a volcano.
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#12
It's not about the sacrifices you have to make, it's about making
sure your knife is sharp and they can't wiggle away.
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