What Are San Jokes?
San Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of san jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
Q.
Where can you dance in California? A. San Fran-disco
#2
Since It's summer here's a little advice, best way to
beat the heat is to wear a San Antonio Spurs jersey
#3
The woman seated next to me wanted to know if San Francisco is near the water.
I replied, "What's water?" so she wouldn't feel stupid.
#4
What do you call a waffle you drop in the desert?
San Diego ^^San-dee-eygo ^^^^sandee-eygo ^^^^^sandy-eggo ^^^^^i'll ^^^^let^^^^myself^^^^out
#5
This sign says it's a non-smoking facility, but it's
written in Comic Sans, so I'm thinking of starting.
#6
What is an angel's favorite font?
Sans Seraph
#7
I can't understand Undertale.
It doesn't make sans.
#8
San Francisco airport has RUG on the floor so I can't "kickslide" my bag around.
What an embarrassing failure of a city & its people.
#9
I didn't see San Andreas because I heard there's not a scene where
a therapist tells the seismologist, "It's not your fault."
#10
What car does a japanese girl
love to ride Nee-san
#11
I've got the heart of a lion.
And a lifetime ban from the San Diego zoo.
#12
A San Francisco man is running seven marathons in seven days on seven
continents; he's expected to be seven times as annoying about it.
#13
Whoa!
I just looked it up and all teachers below 5th grade are actually required by federal law to use Comic Sans.
#14
comic sans divorce
papers
#15
What font was used on Wyatt Earp's tombstone?
Sans Sheriff.
#16
Girlfriend and I are visiting San Fran to finally see the Golden Gate in person.
"What are we going to do when we see it?" she asks. "We'll cross that bridge when we get there."
#17
Where'd I drop my waffle?
At the beach in San Diego.
#18
Comic Sans Serif walks into a bar....
... the bartender says: "Get out! We don't serve your type here! "
#19
1995: the information superhighway will mean anyone can do anything
from anywhere 2015: must be willing to relocate to San Francisco
#20
Making Snacks
by San Widge
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