What Are Sander Jokes?
Sander Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of sander jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
No democratic debate on Christmas Day The democratic presidential hopefuls signed a statement not to debate on Christmas Day.
It was a Barry Sanders-clause
#2
Bernie Sanders is like the Wizard of Oz...
...because he took Kansas by storm.
#3
Trump is blaming Sanders supporters for the violence at his rally because
you can't truly be Hitler until you blame a Jew for your problems.
#4
New drinking game: Every time Senator Bernie Sanders
proposes something free, chug someone else's beer.
#5
What's scarier than Donald Trump becoming president?
Bernie Sanders becoming president.
#6
Bernie Sanders again topped in campaign contributions with most of donations being small contributors...
Leave it to a fuckin' jew to rob poor plebs of all their money!
#7
When does Hillary Clinton have sex with Bill?
maybe never but Bernie sanders lost big time in the primary today.
#8
Former presidential candidate Senator Sanders falls ill.
What do you call him? A sick Bern.
#9
Did you hear the one about Bernie Sanders?
Probably not, the /r/politics mods deleted it before anyone saw.
#10
What is Bernie Sanders' LEAST favorite band?
SWV (sisters with voices)
#11
Yo mama is so fat that she is voting
for Sanders COLONEL SANDERS
#12
I thought it was sweet that the Democratic debate maintained a Paris related theme...
The whole debate was Bernie Sanders and Martin O'Malley Eiffel Towering Hillary Clinton.
#13
Why does Bernie Sanders only drink skim milk?
He can't stand the 1%
#14
Bernie Sanders won another state last night!
The State of Denial
#15
If Sanders win the nomination, won't that make him mainstream?
There goes the hipster vote.
#16
What type of milk does Bernie Sanders drink?
Whole milk because he cares about all the milk and not just the top 1% milk!
#17
How do you know Bernie Sanders got elected?
All your stuff has been donated to charity
#18
What's the difference between a Bernie Sanders supporter and a fat stripper?
A fat stripper actually gets to the polls.
#19
Bernie Sanders said it's time for him to
cut the BS His new name is Ernie Anders
#20
Did you hear about the lady who backed into a belt sander?
Disaster.
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