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Scale Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of scale jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
On a scale of newlyweds to married 25 years,
how willing are you to admit I'm right?
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#2
What's the most musical part of a fish?
Its scales.
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#3
The Voice Coach Voice Coach: "Let's start with a scale." Student: "Do, re, muuuhh, fa, so, la, ti, doooh!" Voice Coach: "Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Don't take that tone with mi!"
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#4
The substance was mildly acidic on
the pH scale It was a solid 5/7
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#5
Why can't the insecure fish sing well?
He's never comfortable in his own scales.
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#6
DRAGON: get AWAY from me ME: let me pet ur scales pls DRAGON: I don't
even KNOW u ME: breathe fire on me DRAGON: *is creeped out*
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#7
Not to brag or anything, but I got
the high score on my scale today.
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#8
My German girlfriend likes to rate my sexual performance on a scale of 1-10, last night we tried anal she kept yelling 9.
That's the best I've ever done.
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#9
Sir, on a scale of 1 to drunk, where would you say you stand?
I'll sit
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#10
German girlfriend My german girlfriend likes to rate my sexual performances on a scale of 1-10.
Last night we tried anal. She kept yelling 9. That's the best I've ever done.
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#11
Kim Jong Un recently banned the blues scale...
He hates Seoul music
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#12
So, a female friend asked me for my honest, unbiased opinion of her...
...on a scale from 1 to 10. I looked her up and down and said, quickly, "You're an eight." I think she peed a little.
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#13
I'd have to say, on a scale from 1 to Pee...
urinate
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#14
Today i asked my friend how hungover he was...
He replied. "Well on a scale of one to Amy Winehouse its not looking so good."
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#15
Someone should make a joke about music...
I've never seen it done on a major scale.
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#16
When I see you, I'm a 10...
On the [Mohs scale](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mohs_scale_of_mineral_hardness#Minerals).
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#17
The Hotness Scale I went out on a date with a chick the other night.
Looks-wise, she was a five, but with her low self esteem, she was a solid seven.
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#18
How do you tune a fish?
With its scales!
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#19
Hey girl, you're a 10 on my scale...
But that's only because you're basic.
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#20
Yo momma joke Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale
it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."
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