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#1
How does Schrodinger apologise?
Sorry not sorry
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#2
Schrodinger's Cat recently went on a crime
spree He's wanted dead and alive
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#3
I imagine Christmas morning at the Schrodinger
house is quite stressful.
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#4
January 4th is the commemoration of Schrodinger's death...
But since he's is in a box, we are not sure.
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#5
Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar...
And doesn't.
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#6
Did you hear that great joke
about Schrodinger's cat?
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#7
Schrodinger's Hater gonna
both hate and not hate.
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#8
Curiosity got sent to mars as punishment.
As punishment for killing Schrodinger's cat.
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#9
Me: I have Schrodinger like reflexes "Don't you
mean cat-like reflexes?" Me: Yes and No.
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#10
I asked a librarian for a book about Pavlov's dogs and Schrodinger's cat...
She said it rang a bell but she didn't know if it was there or not.
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#11
Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar and doesn't.
That's it. That's the joke.
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#12
If I could have dinner with anyone, dead and alive,
it would definitely be Schrodinger's cat.
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#13
Damn girl are you Schrodinger's cat cos you're in a box and all these nerds are talking about you?
Sir have some respect this is a funeral.
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#14
Asked a librarian for a book about Pavlov's dog & Schrodinger's cat.
She said it rang a bell, but she wasn't sure if it was there or not.
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#15
I saw a sign today about lost cat Missing cat: Wanted
dead and alive If found return to Schrodinger
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#16
Schrodingers cat walks into a bar ...
and doesn't.
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#17
Schrodinger's Letter If you put the letter " Y " in a box with a few other letters to form a word, and close that box, can you tell me, without opening the box.........
Is " Y " a vowel?
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#18
What was Schrodinger's favorite childhood book?
The Cat in the Box by Dr. Seuss
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#19
What game is in Schrodinger's Xbox?
Dead or Alive
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#20
I heard some new music today and I can't be sure if I liked it or not.
It was called Schrodinger Scat.
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